Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(3) 7
Walton Park				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
James Vaughan 5, 16, 26 (pen), 43, 63, 73, 90 Glenn Kelsey 10, 21 Shay McCartan 31, 37, 48, 59, 76, 86 Harry Pritchard 68 Player Name 42883 81 (og)		Player Name 42894 7, 14, 68, 88 Player Name 42893 45, 59 Player Name 42890 52

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	7
10	Fouls	10
4	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
12	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	M.Norman		33
2	D.Sanderson		0
3	G.Kelsey	(75) (58)	29
4	A.OConnor		0
5	D.Preston	(29)	30
6	J.Gibson		0
7	T.Politakis	(86)	30
8	R.Hughes		32
9	H.Pritchard		31
10	S.McCartan		30
11	J.Vaughan		44
12	B.Austin		0
13	J.Ward	(75) (86)	30
14	P.OConnor		0
15	N.Torney		0
16	A.Evans		0

1	P.Name 42882		27
2	P.Name 42883		31
3	P.Name 42886		31
4	P.Name 42887	(46,90)	30
5	P.Name 42891		0
6	P.Name 42893		30
7	P.Name 42896		31
8	P.Name 42897		42
9	P.Name 42898		0
10	P.Name 42890		30
11	P.Name 42894		33
12	P.Name 42892		0
13	P.Name 42884		0
14	P.Name 42881		0
15	P.Name 42895		0
16	P.Name 42889		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	James Vaughan	with a great chip from the left wing
7 mins	Player Name 42894	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
10 mins	Glenn Kelsey	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
14 mins	Player Name 42894	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
16 mins	James Vaughan	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
21 mins	Glenn Kelsey	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
21 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
26 mins	James Vaughan	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Danny Preston	Dangerous tackling
29 mins	Player Name 42882	blasted a penalty into row z
31 mins	Shay McCartan	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
37 mins	Shay McCartan	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
37 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
43 mins	James Vaughan	from the dressing room
45 mins	Player Name 42893	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
46 mins	Player Name 42887	Faking injury
48 mins	Shay McCartan	with a belter from the halfway line
52 mins	Player Name 42890	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
54 mins	Harry Pritchard	scuffed a penalty
58 mins	Glenn Kelsey	Annoying the referee
59 mins	Shay McCartan	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Player Name 42893	with the bumcheek of God
63 mins	James Vaughan	from a corner
68 mins	Harry Pritchard	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
68 mins	Player Name 42894	with the bumcheek of God
73 mins	James Vaughan	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
76 mins	Shay McCartan	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
81 mins	Player Name 42883	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
82 mins	Player Name 42882	scuffed a penalty
86 mins	Joe Ward	Fighting with fans
86 mins	Theodoros Politakis	Fighting with fans
86 mins	Shay McCartan	with a thunderous shot from distance
88 mins	Player Name 42894	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Player Name 42887	Squabbling
90 mins	James Vaughan	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

Walton Park took the game to We Play Like Girls throughout their 17 - 7 whitewash.
Does We Play Like Girls manager Chris Eaton know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by We Play Like Girls's clueless display we'd guess not.
Walton Park could have written a book on possession football after We Play Like Girls hardly touched the ball.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 42882 did little to thwart Walton Park's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
When Walton Park's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Joe Ward and Theodoros Politakis picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Butch Gravelneck would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Butch Gravelneck stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 3 1 3 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"That was a great win for us today," puffed manager Steven Watson after the match. "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponent's goal."
Walton Park played like Greek gods during this magnificent 17 - 7 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

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Butch Gravelneck

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