Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(12) 24
We Play Like Girls				sheep afc
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Bruno Fernandes 12, 82 Rio Ferdinand 24 Ryan Giggs 35 Daz Mortimer 47, 59, 70		Josh Mortimer 7 (og) Harrison Fire 9 (pen) Daryl Lect 12, 22, 33, 62 Dan Druff 16, 45 Shirley Knot 19, 25, 36, 42, 52, 59, 74, 87, 90 Ryan Giggs 39 (og) Chanda Lear 49 Huang Annsaw 55 Ariel Hassle 68, 71, 81 Marcus Absent 84

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 4 2
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	24
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Psycho	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.De Gea		30
2	G.Neville		35
3	R.Ferdinand	(90) (46)	29
4	N.Vidic		0
5	J.Mortimer		32
6	D.Beckham		0
7	B.Fernandes		30
8	R.Giggs		26
9	E.Cantona		0
10	L.Richardson		0
11	D.Mortimer		26
12	D.Irwin		0
13	G.Pallister	(90)	28
14	F.Barthez		0
15	C.Ronaldo		0
16	A.Elanga		0

1	H.Fire		46
2	H.Annsaw		88
3	D.Druff		80
4	X.Breath		80
5	A.Hassle	(90)	46
6	C.Lear		70
7	A.Kaholic		62
8	M.Absent		68
9	B.Ender		46
10	D.Lect		47
11	S.Knot		43
12	A.Gator		0
13	C.Terbocks		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	B.Ender		0
16	B.Arrow		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
7 mins	Josh Mortimer	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
9 mins	Harrison Fire	after ref awarded a penalty
12 mins	Bruno Fernandes	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
12 mins	Daryl Lect	with a spectacular bicycle kick
16 mins	Dan Druff	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Shirley Knot	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
22 mins	Daryl Lect	with a great solo effort
24 mins	Rio Ferdinand	from a corner
25 mins	Shirley Knot	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
33 mins	Daryl Lect	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
35 mins	Ryan Giggs	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Shirley Knot	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
39 mins	Ryan Giggs	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
42 mins	Shirley Knot	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
45 mins	Dan Druff	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
46 mins	Rio Ferdinand	Spitting
47 mins	Daz Mortimer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins	Chanda Lear	from the dressing room
52 mins	Shirley Knot	with a thunderous shot from distance
55 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
59 mins	Daz Mortimer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
59 mins	Shirley Knot	from a goal kick
62 mins	Daryl Lect	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
68 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a great chip from the left wing
70 mins	Daz Mortimer	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
71 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a goal kick
74 mins	Shirley Knot	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
78 mins	Harrison Fire	scuffed a penalty
81 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
82 mins	Bruno Fernandes	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
84 mins	Marcus Absent	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
87 mins	Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
90 mins	Ariel Hassle	Unsporting behaviour
90 mins	Rio Ferdinand	A broken arm
90 mins	Shirley Knot	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will have nightmares for weeks about this humbling 24 - 7 defeat at the hands of sheep afc. The way they ran away from the ball, they were more like Cinderella than a football team.
sheep afc's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Antony Elanga missed the game because he had an appointment with the doctor the following day and wanted to spend the time getting ready.
We Play Like Girls. Hahahahahaha. Ryan Giggs. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
You'd have to brick up the sheep afc's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
We Play Like Girls's josh mortimer is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager The Shepherd with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
As if getting beaten by almost a cricket score wasn't enough for We Play Like Girls to sort their act out, maybe being a laughing stock will.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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Hard Pitch