Match Report

	(5) 12	-	(1) 4
Cf real madrid				Chaco Forever
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Kent Cook 4, 25, 30, 48, 54, 70 Dick Tater 15 Samson Night 20, 81 Sheeza Freak 59, 64, 75		Lou Stooth 17 Xavier Breath 48 Richard Cranium 65 Bart Ender 81

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	3 4 3
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	5
10	Fouls	12
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		73
2	C.Mass		44
3	R.Banks		67
4	V.Lay		44
5	J.Credible		79
6	D.Druff		45
7	S.Freak	(90)	44
8	D.Tater		88
9	S.Night		46
10	B.Dwyer		44
11	K.Cook		79
12	H.deMann	(90)	46
13	L.Stooth		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	B.Nessround		0
16	S.Manilla		0

1	H.Voor	71
2	X.Breath	82
3	A.Choke	63
4	R.Cranium	45
5	A.Kaseltzer	75
6	J.Credible	42
7	A.Hassle	44
8	B.Ender	43
9	L.Stooth	45
10	R.Kleiner	0
11	R.Banks	0
12	W.Dipoo	0
13	S.Night	0
14	A.Birthday	0
15	S.Pitt	0
16	A.Gravity	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Kent Cook	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
10 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
15 mins	Dick Tater	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	Lou Stooth	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
20 mins	Samson Night	from a corner
25 mins	Kent Cook	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins	Kent Cook	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
32 mins	Lou Stooth	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Kent Cook	with a dink right on the goal line
48 mins	Xavier Breath	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
54 mins	Kent Cook	with a great chip from the left wing
59 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a flick on
64 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a lovely move from the right wing
65 mins	Richard Cranium	with a spectacular bicycle kick
70 mins	Kent Cook	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
75 mins	Sheeza Freak	from the dressing room
81 mins	Samson Night	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
81 mins	Bart Ender	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
90 mins	Sheeza Freak	A broken thumb

Match Report

You can't let teams like Cf real madrid play their game. They were at their most dangerous here and boy were they scoring goals? Yes they were, as Chaco Forever found out to their cost with a 12 - 4 drubbing.
Cf real madrid manager Derek Hughes pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Sam Manilla was about to set off to the game when he discovered a racehorse in the back of his car. Turns out it was Shergar. He missed the game due to helping police with their enquiries.
Chaco Forever's keeper, Herbie Voor, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
The Cf real madrid attack simple bulldozed their way through the Chaco Forever defence. A demolition job.
The ref had a few words with one of the Chaco Forever team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Cf real madrid's Derek Hughes is clearly deeply in love with 5 4 1 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"How we lost that I'll never know," huffed juan azua. "We must have had 99 per cent of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match."
Cf real madrid played like Greek gods during this magnificent 12 - 4 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

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Cecil Dingberry

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