Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(1) 2
Lasy gamers				Cf real madrid
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Huang Annsaw 9, 38 Hugh deMann 19 Andy Gravity 46 Lou Stooth 56, 65 Justin Credible 75 (og)		Kent Cook 32 Bo Nessround 71

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
63	Possession	37
15	Shots	5
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	L.DeHand		72
2	B.Crobbery	(61)	76
3	A.Kaholic		81
4	A.Gravity		89
5	A.Kaholic		61
6	A.Rudder	(61)	48
7	S.Manilla		65
8	A.Bomb		51
9	H.Annsaw		88
10	H.deMann		58
11	L.Stooth		90
12	A.Hassle	(61)	45
13	D.Lesgettham		0
14	A.Luminum		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	J.Nasium		0

1	S.Pitt	75
2	R.Banks	56
3	J.Credible	56
4	C.Mass	44
5	D.Druff	45
6	H.deMann	46
7	D.Tater	86
8	B.Dwyer	44
9	K.Cook	43
10	B.Nessround	48
11	K.Cook	81
12	S.Manilla	0
13	V.Lay	0
14	L.Stooth	0
15	A.Abet	0
16	F.Furter	0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
19 mins	Hugh deMann	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
28 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
32 mins	Kent Cook	with a spectacular bicycle kick
38 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
46 mins	Andy Gravity	with a flick on
56 mins	Lou Stooth	with a belter from his own half
61 mins	Ben Crobbery	High kicking
61 mins	Abe Rudder	A broken arm
65 mins	Lou Stooth	from a throw in
71 mins	Bo Nessround	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins	Justin Credible	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in

Match Report

Cf real madrid were always second best against a superior Lasy gamers side in this 7 - 2 defeat.
Derek Hughes would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Alf Abet missed Cf real madrid's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
With a performance like this, Cf real madrid's Stu Pitt gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Cf real madrid's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Most of Cf real madrid clearly thought 4 5 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We were beaten fair and square," said manager Derek Hughes weeping openly. "The effort you should take for granted, but sometimes it's just not there."
The only explanation for this defeat is that Cf real madrid thought the opposition clearly needed the points more than they did.

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