Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(13) 28
Grimthorpe Strikers				Chaco Forever
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Richard Cranium 18 Daryl Lect 35, 52, 70		Bart Ender 2, 5, 8, 11, 14, 21, 24 (pen), 30, 37, 44 (pen), 47, 50, 52, 58 (pen), 62, 65, 71, 74, 80, 83, 86 Samson Night 17 Justin Credible 27 Robin Banks 40 Andy Gravity 56, 68, 89 Artie Choke 77

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 1 4 1
46	Possession	54
11	Shots	28
12	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	B.Early		0
2	A.Meway		0
3	B.Nessround	(87)	44
4	B.Dover	(60)	44
5	S.Freak	(32)	47
6	S.Manilla		47
7	R.Cranium		45
8	D.Pipes		48
9	D.Lect		48
10	J.Credible		0
11	B.Ding		0
12	D.Pipes		0
13	B.Arrow		0
14	D.Tater		0
15	C.Arm		0
16	M.Absent		0

1	H.Voor		82
2	R.Kleiner		73
3	S.Night		45
4	A.Choke		79
5	R.Cranium	(63)	45
6	A.Kaseltzer		80
7	R.Banks		44
8	J.Credible		42
9	A.Gravity		42
10	A.Hassle	(87)	44
11	B.Ender		43
12	W.Dipoo		0
13	L.Stooth	(87)	45
14	W.Leggrowbach		0
15	X.Breath		0
16	A.Birthday		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Bart Ender	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
5 mins	Bart Ender	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
8 mins	Bart Ender	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
11 mins	Bart Ender	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
14 mins	Bart Ender	with a header from the penalty area
17 mins	Samson Night	with a flick on
18 mins	Richard Cranium	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
21 mins	Bart Ender	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
24 mins	Bart Ender	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Justin Credible	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
30 mins	Bart Ender	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
32 mins	Sheeza Freak	Annoying the referee
34 mins	Bart Ender	scuffed a penalty
35 mins	Daryl Lect	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
37 mins	Bart Ender	from a free kick
40 mins	Robin Banks	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins	Bart Ender	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Bart Ender	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
50 mins	Bart Ender	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
52 mins	Daryl Lect	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
52 mins	Bart Ender	with a powerful header into the top corner
56 mins	Andy Gravity	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Bart Ender	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Ben Dover	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Bart Ender	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
63 mins	Richard Cranium	Indecent exposure
65 mins	Bart Ender	with a header from the penalty area
68 mins	Andy Gravity	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
70 mins	Daryl Lect	with a belter from his own half
71 mins	Bart Ender	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
74 mins	Bart Ender	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
77 mins	Artie Choke	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
80 mins	Bart Ender	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
83 mins	Bart Ender	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Bart Ender	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
87 mins	Bo Nessround	Obstruction
87 mins	Ariel Hassle	A bruised shoulder
89 mins	Andy Gravity	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

A magnificent display by Chaco Forever saw them obliterate Grimthorpe Strikers 28 - 4.
Chaco Forever's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Xavier Breath didn't show up for Chaco Forever because he couldn't find his favourite pants and can't play properly without a lacy pair of knickers under his shorts.
The only hope Grimthorpe Strikers have of turning goalie Brighton Early into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Madubuko Chijioke needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 1 4 1 formation look impressive, Chaco Forever however make it look very ordinary.
"All the Grimthorpe Strikers team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 28 - 4 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Grimthorpe Strikers to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Hard Pitch