Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(13) 22
Flower tots FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 53298 11, 34, 45, 57, 69, 80		Player Name 51394 3, 6, 10, 17, 21, 27, 31, 38, 41, 52, 59, 63, 74, 77 Player Name 51383 13, 56 Player Name 51386 24 Player Name 51397 34, 45, 88 Player Name 51396 67 Player Name 51398 81

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	Sweeper
45	Possession	55
7	Shots	23
6	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 53281		30
2	P.Name 53285		0
3	P.Name 53286		0
4	P.Name 53284	(28)	30
5	P.Name 53287		0
6	P.Name 53292	(62)	42
7	P.Name 53290		0
8	P.Name 53295		32
9	P.Name 53293		27
10	P.Name 53296		26
11	P.Name 53298		30
12	P.Name 53299		0
13	P.Name 53294		0
14	P.Name 53282		0
15	P.Name 53291		0
16	P.Name 53289		0

1	P.Name 51382		28
2	P.Name 51383		31
3	P.Name 51386		26
4	P.Name 51387	(86)	30
5	P.Name 51391	(57)	27
6	P.Name 51393		28
7	P.Name 51396		32
8	P.Name 51397		41
9	P.Name 51398		25
10	P.Name 51390		31
11	P.Name 51394	(28)	28
12	P.Name 51392		0
13	P.Name 51384		0
14	P.Name 51381		0
15	P.Name 51395		0
16	P.Name 51389		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 51394	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
6 mins	Player Name 51394	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
10 mins	Player Name 51394	with a header from the penalty area
11 mins	Player Name 53298	with a strike from the left wing
13 mins	Player Name 51383	from the dressing room
17 mins	Player Name 51394	from a throw in
21 mins	Player Name 51394	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
24 mins	Player Name 53298	scuffed a penalty
24 mins	Player Name 51386	from a corner
27 mins	Player Name 51394	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
28 mins	Player Name 51394	Head butting
28 mins	Player Name 53284	Head butting
31 mins	Player Name 51394	from a free kick
34 mins	Player Name 53298	with a header from the penalty area
34 mins	Player Name 51397	with a strike from the left wing
38 mins	Player Name 51394	from a throw in
41 mins	Player Name 51394	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
45 mins	Player Name 53298	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	Player Name 51397	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
48 mins	Player Name 51394	scuffed a penalty
52 mins	Player Name 51394	with a belter from his own half
56 mins	Player Name 51383	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Player Name 51391	Head butting
57 mins	Player Name 53298	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
59 mins	Player Name 51394	from a goal kick
62 mins	Player Name 53292	Faking injury
63 mins	Player Name 51394	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
67 mins	Player Name 51396	with a dink right on the goal line
69 mins	Player Name 53298	with a brave flying header
71 mins	Player Name 51394	scuffed a penalty
74 mins	Player Name 51394	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
77 mins	Player Name 51394	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
80 mins	Player Name 53298	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
81 mins	Player Name 51398	with a strike from the left wing
86 mins	Player Name 51387	Unsporting behaviour
88 mins	Player Name 51397	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

As far as incentives go, Flower tots FC could do with one after suffering a torrid time in this embarrassing 22 - 6 massacre by 22 - 6.
Whatever it is zoltan vasad is putting in We Play Like Girls's water, we'd like some.
Manager Dovydas Ivanauskas was left with an up hill struggle today with 5 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
The only hope Flower tots FC have of turning goalie Player Name 53281 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Flower tots FC 's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Player Name 51394 and Player Name 53284 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than Sweeper, but zoltan vasad would be advised to ignore those too.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," We Play Like Girls manager zoltan vasad said of his opposite number Dovydas Ivanauskas. "But it was a mess of his own making."
The We Play Like Girls goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the Flower tots FC defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch