Match Report

	(13) 26	-	(2) 4
Cf real madrid				Ruby Allstars
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Brice Tagg 3, 6, 9, 15, 18, 23, 29, 35, 47, 52, 55, 61, 64, 69, 76, 79, 82 Bo Nessround 12, 49, 88 Kent Cook 20, 44, 67 Stu Pitt 32 (pen), 38 (pen) Dick Tater 58		Player Name 52934 24 Player Name 52936 35 Player Name 52926 47 Player Name 52937 83

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
62	Possession	38
26	Shots	7
7	Fouls	13
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	0
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Pitt		88
2	R.Banks		59
3	J.Credible		67
4	S.Manilla		47
5	D.Druff		45
6	S.Freak		44
7	D.Tater	(69)	75
8	B.Dwyer		44
9	K.Cook		91
10	B.Nessround		48
11	L.DeHand		43
12	S.Night	(69)	46
13	V.Lay		0
14	L.Stooth		0
15	K.Cook		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	P.Name 52922		27
2	P.Name 52923		34
3	P.Name 52926	(90)	31
4	P.Name 52927		0
5	P.Name 52931		28
6	P.Name 52933		31
7	P.Name 52936		27
8	P.Name 52937		43
9	P.Name 52938		0
10	P.Name 52930		0
11	P.Name 52934		29
12	P.Name 52932		0
13	P.Name 52924		0
14	P.Name 52921		0
15	P.Name 52935		0
16	P.Name 52929	(90)	30


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Brice Tagg	with a powerful header into the top corner
6 mins	Brice Tagg	with a flick on
9 mins	Brice Tagg	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
12 mins	Bo Nessround	with a thunderous shot from distance
15 mins	Brice Tagg	from a throw in
18 mins	Brice Tagg	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
20 mins	Kent Cook	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
23 mins	Brice Tagg	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
24 mins	Player Name 52934	from a throw in
26 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
29 mins	Brice Tagg	from the dressing room
32 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Brice Tagg	from a corner
35 mins	Player Name 52936	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Kent Cook	with a belter from the halfway line
47 mins	Brice Tagg	with a powerful header into the top corner
47 mins	Player Name 52926	with a belter from the halfway line
49 mins	Bo Nessround	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins	Brice Tagg	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
55 mins	Brice Tagg	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
58 mins	Dick Tater	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
58 mins	Player Name 52922	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Brice Tagg	with the bumcheek of God
64 mins	Brice Tagg	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
67 mins	Kent Cook	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
69 mins	Dick Tater	A sprained wrist
69 mins	Brice Tagg	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
73 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
76 mins	Brice Tagg	with a great chip from the left wing
79 mins	Brice Tagg	with the hand of God
82 mins	Brice Tagg	from a free kick
83 mins	Player Name 52937	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Bo Nessround	from the dressing room
90 mins	Player Name 52926	A mild concussion

Match Report

Despite getting hammered here, Ruby Allstars's sternest test is yet to come. Following this 26 - 4 annihilation by a merciless Cf real madrid side, have they got what it takes to bounce back in their next outing? That's going to show everyone what they made of.
Cf real madrid's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got Ruby Allstars's attack in their pockets.
Player Name 52930 missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Ruby Allstars's goalie Player Name 52922 to keep goldfish.
Ruby Allstars's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
Remarkably, not a single player incurred the wrath of the ref. The reason, it was discovered afterwards, was that the ref couldn't actually write.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 5 2 Attacking formation look impressive, Ruby Allstars however make it look very ordinary.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Cf real madrid manager Derek Hughes after the game. "Well, Ruby Ferguson's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
There's often a fine line between footballing dreams and nightmares. Cf real madrid made sure there was no confusion here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Muddy Pitch