Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(0) 1
Lasy gamers				Pownage United
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Lou Stooth 7, 34, 42 Hugh deMann 25 Ulee Daway 51 (og) Len DeHand 69 (pen) Sam Manilla 86		Winnie Bago 54

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
54	Possession	46
9	Shots	10
11	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.DeHand		79
2	B.Crobbery		78
3	A.Kaholic		82
4	A.Gravity		84
5	J.Nasium	(54)	45
6	D.Lesgettham		45
7	S.Manilla		64
8	A.Bomb		47
9	H.Annsaw		88
10	H.deMann		56
11	L.Stooth		90
12	A.Hassle		0
13	A.Luminum		0
14	R.Banks		0
15	A.Luminum		0
16	L.Tarred		0

1	B.Dover		72
2	D.Tater		60
3	F.Bisceps		45
4	W.Melon		65
5	U.Daway		47
6	L.Stooth		45
7	H.deMann		60
8	B.Crobbery		75
9	U.Daway		78
10	A.Bomb		48
11	W.Bago	(45)	84
12	T.Vision		0
13	B.Frapples		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	H.Fire		0
16	V.Veeta		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Lou Stooth	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
16 mins	Len DeHand	scuffed a penalty
25 mins	Hugh deMann	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
34 mins	Lou Stooth	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
42 mins	Lou Stooth	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
45 mins	Winnie Bago	Indecent exposure
51 mins	Ulee Daway	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
54 mins	Jim Nasium	Shirt pulling
54 mins	Winnie Bago	with a great solo effort
69 mins	Len DeHand	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Sam Manilla	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Pownage United were totally dominated and completely over-run by a Lasy gamers team who handed down one of the most convincing 7 - 1 defeats you're likely to see all season.
chonch chonch, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Quite how Pownage United's Ulee Daway got as confused as he did about which was his team was playing is anyone's guess. He left nothing to chance when he blasted the ball past his own keeper.
After today michael heron cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Pownage United look about as convinving playing in the 5 4 1 Attacking formation as they would if boss michael heron sent them out in dresses.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Lou Stooth, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
A good day at the office for this sparky Lasy gamers side, this was three of the easiest points Lasy gamers will bag all season.

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Referee

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Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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