Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(12) 22
Flower tots FC				Ruby Allstars
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 53296 12, 25, 36, 73 Player Name 53293 48 Player Name 53295 61 Player Name 53291 85		Player Name 52934 3, 12, 23, 28, 31, 36, 39, 46, 52, 59, 69, 79 Player Name 52937 9, 25, 49, 76 Player Name 52936 19 Player Name 52933 33, 42, 89 Player Name 52930 56, 66

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
29	Possession	71
7	Shots	23
9	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 53281		30
2	P.Name 53285		0
3	P.Name 53286		27
4	P.Name 53284		0
5	P.Name 53287	(42)	31
6	P.Name 53292		0
7	P.Name 53290	(61)	32
8	P.Name 53295		32
9	P.Name 53293		27
10	P.Name 53296		26
11	P.Name 53298		0
12	P.Name 53299		0
13	P.Name 53294		0
14	P.Name 53282		0
15	P.Name 53291	(42)	26
16	P.Name 53289		0

1	P.Name 52922		27
2	P.Name 52923	(78)	34
3	P.Name 52926		31
4	P.Name 52927		35
5	P.Name 52931		28
6	P.Name 52933		31
7	P.Name 52936		27
8	P.Name 52937		43
9	P.Name 52938		24
10	P.Name 52930		32
11	P.Name 52934		29
12	P.Name 52932		0
13	P.Name 52924		0
14	P.Name 52921		0
15	P.Name 52935		0
16	P.Name 52929		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 52934	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
6 mins	Player Name 52922	blasted a penalty into row z
9 mins	Player Name 52937	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
12 mins	Player Name 53296	with a thunderous shot from distance
12 mins	Player Name 52934	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
17 mins	Player Name 52922	blasted a penalty into row z
19 mins	Player Name 52936	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
23 mins	Player Name 52934	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
25 mins	Player Name 53296	with a spectacular bicycle kick
25 mins	Player Name 52937	with a flick on
28 mins	Player Name 52934	with a flick on
31 mins	Player Name 52934	with a brave flying header
33 mins	Player Name 52933	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Player Name 53296	with a brave flying header
36 mins	Player Name 52934	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
39 mins	Player Name 52934	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Player Name 53287	A mild concussion
42 mins	Player Name 52933	with a header from the penalty area
46 mins	Player Name 52934	from a free kick
48 mins	Player Name 53293	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
49 mins	Player Name 52937	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
52 mins	Player Name 52934	with a header from the penalty area
56 mins	Player Name 52930	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
59 mins	Player Name 52934	from a throw in
61 mins	Player Name 53290	Repeated diving
61 mins	Player Name 53295	from a corner
63 mins	Player Name 52922	scuffed a penalty
66 mins	Player Name 52930	with a powerful header into the top corner
69 mins	Player Name 52934	with a powerful header into the top corner
72 mins	Player Name 52922	scuffed a penalty
73 mins	Player Name 53296	with a dink right on the goal line
76 mins	Player Name 52937	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
78 mins	Player Name 52923	Annoying the referee
79 mins	Player Name 52934	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
82 mins	Player Name 52922	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	Player Name 53291	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
86 mins	Player Name 52922	scuffed a penalty
89 mins	Player Name 52933	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area

Match Report

Surely this will go down as a vintage performance from a sparky Ruby Allstars who, on the evidence of this thumping 22 - 7 rout of Flower tots FC , just couldn't stop scoring.
Dovydas Ivanauskas may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
Player Name 52935 didn't show for Ruby Allstars because he was still recovering from a near-death experience in the night. He drank so much he thought he was going to die.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Flower tots FC 's Player Name 53281. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
Give the Flower tots FC strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Flower tots FC 's Dovydas Ivanauskas is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 formation.
"Before the game," manager Ruby Ferguson told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
The only way Flower tots FC could have hoped to stop this rampant Ruby Allstars side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Hard Pitch