Match Report

	(3) 3	-	(14) 27
We Play Like Girls				Cf real madrid
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 818 12, 37 Player Name 803 24		Kent Cook 3, 9, 15, 17, 23, 31, 34, 37, 57, 63, 66, 74, 77, 80, 90 Val Lay 6, 26 Robin Banks 12, 43 Chris Mass 20, 48 Barb Dwyer 29 Lance Lyde 46 Player Name 803 54 (og), 60 (og) Samson Night 68 Stu Pitt 88 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	27
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 802		32
2	P.Name 803		33
3	P.Name 806		0
4	P.Name 807		0
5	P.Name 811		0
6	P.Name 813		27
7	P.Name 816	(66)	30
8	P.Name 817		0
9	P.Name 818		26
10	P.Name 810		0
11	P.Name 814		33
12	P.Name 812		0
13	P.Name 804		0
14	P.Name 801		0
15	P.Name 815		0
16	P.Name 809		0

1	S.Pitt		80
2	L.Lyde		63
3	R.Banks		72
4	C.Mass		44
5	V.Lay		44
6	H.deMann		46
7	D.Tater	(56)	88
8	S.Night		46
9	B.Dwyer		44
10	S.Freak		44
11	K.Cook		84
12	B.Nessround		0
13	L.Stooth		0
14	F.Furter		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	J.Credible		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Kent Cook	from a goal kick
6 mins	Val Lay	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
9 mins	Kent Cook	from a throw in
12 mins	Player Name 818	with a flick on
12 mins	Robin Banks	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
15 mins	Kent Cook	with a powerful header into the top corner
17 mins	Kent Cook	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
20 mins	Chris Mass	with a lovely move from the right wing
23 mins	Kent Cook	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
24 mins	Player Name 803	with the hand of God
26 mins	Val Lay	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
31 mins	Kent Cook	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
34 mins	Kent Cook	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
37 mins	Player Name 818	with a strike from the left wing
37 mins	Kent Cook	with a belter from his own half
43 mins	Robin Banks	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
46 mins	Lance Lyde	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins	Chris Mass	with a flick on
51 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins	Player Name 803	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
56 mins	Dick Tater	Foul and abusive language
57 mins	Kent Cook	with a flick on
60 mins	Player Name 813	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Player Name 803	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
63 mins	Kent Cook	with a thunderous shot from distance
66 mins	Player Name 816	Squabbling
66 mins	Kent Cook	with a thunderous shot from distance
68 mins	Samson Night	with a belter from his own half
71 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
72 mins	Player Name 818	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Kent Cook	with the hand of God
77 mins	Kent Cook	with a header from the penalty area
80 mins	Kent Cook	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
84 mins	Player Name 818	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Stu Pitt	blasted a penalty into row z
88 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Kent Cook	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

We Play Like Girls were used by Cf real madrid to wipe the floor in a mismatch of epic proportions. Perhaps after beating this sorry looking team 27 - 3, they should pick on someone their own size next time.
At least Benny Fitt is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Possession? The ball stuck to the foot of every Cf real madrid player like glue.
We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 802 should be locked up.
The We Play Like Girls have no midfield of note. No engine room out on the park, which means the only way they can go is downhill.
Cf real madrid's Derek Hughes is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned We Play Like Girls manager Benny Fitt. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
Watching We Play Like Girls is a very educational experience for their boss, Benny Fitt. During games like this he reads a book.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Windy

Soft Pitch