Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(13) 26
We Play Like Girls				Lasy gamers
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 51396 60		Lou Stooth 4, 10, 26, 35, 39, 42, 45, 48, 54, 57, 66, 69, 72, 87 Al Kaholic 7, 85 Len DeHand 13 (pen) Huang Annsaw 20, 30, 51, 60, 63, 78 Player Name 51387 23 (og) Abe Rudder 32 Sam Manilla 81

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	5 3 2
31	Possession	69
5	Shots	26
5	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 51382		28
2	P.Name 51383		0
3	P.Name 51386		26
4	P.Name 51387		30
5	P.Name 51391		0
6	P.Name 51393		28
7	P.Name 51396		32
8	P.Name 51397		41
9	P.Name 51398	(51)	25
10	P.Name 51390		0
11	P.Name 51394		28
12	P.Name 51392		0
13	P.Name 51384		0
14	P.Name 51381		0
15	P.Name 51395		0
16	P.Name 51389		0

1	L.DeHand		77
2	B.Crobbery		75
3	A.Kaholic		84
4	D.Lesgettham	(58)	45
5	A.Gravity		89
6	A.Kaholic		45
7	A.Rudder		48
8	S.Manilla		61
9	A.Hassle		45
10	H.Annsaw		88
11	L.Stooth		90
12	L.Tarred		0
13	P.Zaria		0
14	A.Luminum		0
15	H.deMann		0
16	J.Nasium		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Lou Stooth	with a belter from the halfway line
7 mins	Al Kaholic	from a corner
10 mins	Lou Stooth	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
13 mins	Len DeHand	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Huang Annsaw	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
23 mins	Player Name 51387	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
26 mins	Lou Stooth	from a throw in
30 mins	Huang Annsaw	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
32 mins	Abe Rudder	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
35 mins	Lou Stooth	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
39 mins	Lou Stooth	with the bumcheek of God
42 mins	Lou Stooth	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
45 mins	Lou Stooth	with the hand of God
48 mins	Lou Stooth	with the hand of God
51 mins	Player Name 51398	Indecent exposure
51 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great volley from 10 yards out
54 mins	Lou Stooth	from a free kick
57 mins	Lou Stooth	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
58 mins	Darius Lesgettham	No apparent reason
60 mins	Player Name 51396	from a free kick
60 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a flick on
63 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
66 mins	Lou Stooth	with a powerful header into the top corner
69 mins	Lou Stooth	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Lou Stooth	with a belter from his own half
75 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
78 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
81 mins	Sam Manilla	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
85 mins	Al Kaholic	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
87 mins	Lou Stooth	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

Lasy gamers did their bid for promotion a big favour with this 26 - 1 win over We Play Like Girls.
At least zoltan vasad is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
We Play Like Girls had so little of the ball they must have forgotten what it looked like by end of the match.
Player Name 51387's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
We Play Like Girls's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
Most of Lasy gamers clearly thought 5 3 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled zoltan vasad after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
Apparently the We Play Like Girls boss has been asked for a video of the game by a safari in Africa. They want to show the young lion cubs what a real mauling looks like.

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Michael McLintock

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