Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(2) 4
Pownage United				Lasy gamers
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Andy Structible 10, 19, 56, 84 Ben Dover 38 (pen) Winnie Bago 48 Telly Vision 66		Abe Rudder 16, 63 Al Luminum 31 Huang Annsaw 79

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	1 8 1
54	Possession	46
15	Shots	12
11	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
9	Offsides	7
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dover		72
2	D.Tater	(43)	68
3	T.Vision		47
4	W.Melon		75
5	F.Bisceps	(87)	45
6	B.Crobbery		73
7	J.Credible		67
8	W.Bago		81
9	T.Vision		67
10	A.Structible		63
11	H.Fire		42
12	H.deMann		0
13	U.Daway		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	A.Bomb		0
16	L.Stooth		0

1	L.DeHand		61
2	A.Kaholic		70
3	S.Manilla		61
4	A.Hassle		45
5	A.Rudder		48
6	A.Bomb		44
7	L.Tarred	(78)	47
8	H.Annsaw		70
9	L.Stooth		67
10	A.Luminum		67
11	B.Crobbery	(41,78)	45
12	D.Lesgettham		0
13	A.Kaholic		0
14	A.Luminum		0
15	A.Gravity		0
16	R.Banks		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Andy Structible	from a free kick
16 mins	Abe Rudder	with a header from the penalty area
19 mins	Andy Structible	with a header from the penalty area
29 mins	Ben Dover	blasted a penalty into row z
31 mins	Al Luminum	from a free kick
38 mins	Ben Dover	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Ben Crobbery	Repeated diving
43 mins	Dick Tater	High kicking
48 mins	Winnie Bago	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
48 mins	Len DeHand	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins	Andy Structible	with a powerful header into the top corner
63 mins	Abe Rudder	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
66 mins	Telly Vision	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
78 mins	Ben Crobbery	Squabbling
78 mins	Leo Tarred	Squabbling
79 mins	Huang Annsaw	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
84 mins	Andy Structible	with a belter from the halfway line
87 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	High kicking

Match Report

You don't score 352 goals in 30 games and not find yourself staring at a promotion slot. And so it proves to be the case for this impressive-looking side.
chonch chonch must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Lasy gamers off training will help.
Pownage United's Andy Structible might find a few Premiership clubs sniffing around after his impressive 4-goal haul.
Both managers sent their team out to play a Continental style, it could have been a night of shadow boxing. However Pownage United had the knockout punch, leaving Lasy gamers chasing shadows.
2 Lasy gamers players had a strip torn off them after they were booked for squabbling over who had the nicest bum. Butch Gravelneck said none of them had particularly nice bottoms, but remarked that Ben Crobbery had nice legs.
Pownage United's michael heron experiment with the 4 2 4 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," Pownage United manager michael heron said of his defeated opposite number chonch chonch". "But the was a mess of his own making."
All credit to a casual Pownage United side who made winning this easily look easy. Heaven knows what'll happen if they ever have to get out of first gear.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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Hard Pitch