Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(3) 7
Club of the Century				Team Name
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Val Crow 13, 64 Hugo First 25, 78 Lou Stooth 38 (pen)		Al Kaholic 7, 49 Eileen Dover 17, 71 Manuel Labor 28, 60 Abbie Birthday 79

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
41	Possession	59
13	Shots	17
11	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	L.Stooth		89
2	C.Needzit	(90)	49
3	V.Lay		74
4	A.Sapple		74
5	B.Early		64
6	S.Dup		82
7	E.Roids		82
8	E.Roids		74
9	L.Lyde		79
10	H.First		89
11	V.Crow		79
12	B.Ding	(90)	57
13	S.Down		0
14	D.Sore		0
15	P.Zaria		0
16	E.Jewcation		0

1	W.Leggrowbach		72
2	K.Opener		75
3	A.Birthday		81
4	W.Melon		73
5	W.Bago		87
6	B.Dover		84
7	E.Dover		90
8	W.Leggrowbach	(90)	70
9	V.Crow		88
10	A.Kaholic		90
11	M.Labor		87
12	A.Abet		0
13	C.Lear		0
14	E.Dover		0
15	C.Arm		0
16	D.Pipes		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Al Kaholic	from a corner
13 mins	Val Crow	from a corner
17 mins	Eileen Dover	with a spectacular bicycle kick
25 mins	Hugo First	from a throw in
28 mins	Manuel Labor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
38 mins	Lou Stooth	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	scuffed a penalty
49 mins	Al Kaholic	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
60 mins	Manuel Labor	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Val Crow	with a header from the penalty area
71 mins	Eileen Dover	from the dressing room
78 mins	Hugo First	with a dink right on the goal line
79 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a dink right on the goal line
90 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Head butting
90 mins	Casey Needzit	A broken thumb

Match Report

If only. Here was a game where things could have been so different had Club of the Century not shown the kind of lapses in concentration that leave you on the wrong end of a narrow 7 - 5 scoreline.
Woza G has Team Name running like a well oiled machine.
Not even Ed Jewcation's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he a Sky TV installation.
Club of the Century kept stretching themselves in their attack allowing Team Name to retaliate very effectively.
Club of the Century's Mo Soliman experiment with the 4 3 3 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I would do anything Woza G asked of us," gushed Manuel Labor after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
So take a look at Team Name now. At 7 - 5, Club of the Century coming back them was what was against all odds and that's what they've got to face.

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