Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 19
Team Name				Rapid Lisboa
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Joao Palhinha 9 5, 35 Luis Nani 8 9, 14, 18, 27, 49, 53, 58, 71, 88 Fabio Rochemback 8 22 Pedro Marques 8* 31 (pen), 39 (pen), 44 (pen), 62 (pen), 66 (pen), 75, 84

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	20
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	W.Leggrowbach		78
2	K.Opener		74
3	W.Bago		80
4	E.Dover		74
5	W.Leggrowbach	(60)	66
6	V.Crow		67
7	A.Abet		45
8	C.Arm		65
9	M.Labor		66
10	D.Geruss		56
11	A.Kaholic		73
12	A.Birthday		0
13	W.Melon		0
14	C.Lear		0
15	S.Cola		0
16	D.Pipes		0

1	V.Damas 10		87
2	P.Porro 9		89
3	O.Diomande 9*	(1)	89
4	G.Inacio 8		88
5	N.Santos 10	(81)	87
6	P.Goncalves 6	(40)	86
7	H.Morita 9	(1)	45
8	P.Marques 8*		93
9	J.Palhinha 9		88
10	R.Leao 8*	(1)	71
11	V.Gyokeres 6*		94
12	P.Schmeichel 8		0
13	C.Soares 10	(1)	89
14	F.Rochemback 8	(1)	89
15	B.Fernandes 8	(1)	87
16	..Liedson 8*		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Rapid Lisboa	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
5 mins	Joao Palhinha 9	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
9 mins	Luis Nani 8	from the dressing room
14 mins	Luis Nani 8	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
18 mins	Luis Nani 8	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
22 mins	Fabio Rochemback 8	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
27 mins	Luis Nani 8	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
31 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Joao Palhinha 9	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Pedro Goncalves 6	Flying a kite
44 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	after ref awarded a penalty
49 mins	Luis Nani 8	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
53 mins	Luis Nani 8	from a throw in
58 mins	Luis Nani 8	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
60 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Squabbling
62 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Luis Nani 8	with the bumcheek of God
75 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
81 mins	Nuno Santos 10	Two-footed tackle
84 mins	Pedro Marques 8*	from a throw in
88 mins	Luis Nani 8	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

Only the Rapid Lisboa fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling Team Name 19 - 0.
What a tactician Rapid Lisboa manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were P M would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
To win games you need to win the ball. Team Name don't even know what a ball looks like.
Team Name's keeper Wilma Leggrowbach is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
If Team Name's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season.
Most of Team Name clearly thought 1 8 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned Team Name manager Woza G. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
So what are Team Name made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

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