Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(0) 0
Jellybellies				Tanqueray Twenty
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Renee Sance 4 Herbie Voor 8, 17, 48, 61, 66, 79, 89 Ali Gator 12 (pen), 38, 57 (pen) Sam Manilla 22, 70 Lance Lyde 26, 53, 84 Ulee Daway 30 Darius Lesgettham 34 Telly Vision 43, 74

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 5 1
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	7
7	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	O.Whackew	(1)	71
2	L.Lyde		90
3	M.Labor		89
4	D.Lesgettham		89
5	R.Sance		88
6	A.Gator		90
7	U.Daway		90
8	J.Strap		87
9	E.Roids*	(1)	63
10	T.Vision		87
11	D.Geruss	(1)	45
12	A.Sapple		0
13	H.Voor	(1) (56)	94
14	A.Meway		0
15	S.Manilla	(1)	89
16	S.Cola	(1)	90

1	T.Troubadour		48
2	T.Pacifist*		0
3	T.Empath		71
4	T.Optimist	(1)	64
5	T.Devils Advocate		48
6	T.Baller		48
7	T.Otaku		0
8	T.Jester		46
9	T.Wordsmith		54
10	T.Backpacker		46
11	T.Martial Artist		0
12	T.Cellarhand		0
13	T.Pool Shark*	(1) (79)	68
14	T.Sommellier*		0
15	T.Social Butterfly		0
16	T.Stoic*		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
4 mins	Renee Sance	with a powerful header into the top corner
8 mins	Herbie Voor	with the bumcheek of God
12 mins	Ali Gator	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Herbie Voor	with a dink right on the goal line
22 mins	Sam Manilla	with the hand of God
26 mins	Lance Lyde	with a great chip from the left wing
30 mins	Ulee Daway	with a strike from the left wing
34 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
38 mins	Ali Gator	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
43 mins	Telly Vision	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
48 mins	Herbie Voor	with the hand of God
53 mins	Lance Lyde	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
56 mins	Herbie Voor	Scrapping
57 mins	Ali Gator	after ref awarded a penalty
61 mins	Herbie Voor	from a goal kick
66 mins	Herbie Voor	from a goal kick
70 mins	Sam Manilla	with a lovely move from the right wing
74 mins	Telly Vision	with a flick on
79 mins	The Pool Shark*	Time wasting
79 mins	Herbie Voor	with the hand of God
84 mins	Lance Lyde	with a thunderous shot from distance
89 mins	Herbie Voor	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

Jellybellies absolutely wiped the floor with Tanqueray Twenty in a mismatch of epic proportions. Bagging in 20 goals, Jellybellies should pick on someone their own size next time.
If he leads by example then Tanqueray Twenty manager David Walker must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Tanqueray Twenty's The Martial Artist missed the game because he was too hungover to play. In fact he was too hungover to stand up. His head was pounding so much he'd actually gone blind.
Tanqueray Twenty's keeper The Troubadour couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
After today's performance Tanqueray Twenty's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
A desperate tackle in the box by Tanqueray Twenty's The Wordsmith saw Ali Gator convert the resulting penalty for Jellybellies.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," argued manager David Walker after his team's defeat.
Whatever they're putting in the water in the Jellybellies dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Rainy

Soft Pitch