Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 19
Ararat FC				UNIV. CRAIOVA
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
		Jose Frayed 3, 44 Xavier Breath 8 Chad Terbocks 13, 22, 31 Chad Terbocks 18 (pen), 26, 35, 47, 56, 61, 74 (pen) Abbie Birthday 40, 51, 70, 87 Emma Roids 65, 79

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	19
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaholic		78
2	M.Labor		72
3	S.Manilla	(42)	62
4	B.Arrow		73
5	C.Mass		72
6	V.Crow		72
7	S.Pitt		73
8	J.Credible		73
9	V.Tire		60
10	C.Terbocks		82
11	K.Opener	(60)	74
12	F.Furter		0
13	F.Furter	(42)	67
14	S.Down		0
15	E.Roids		0
16	B.Tagg		0

1	E.Whatarmy		88
2	B.Tagg	(1)	54
3	A.Birthday		88
4	C.Terbocks	(42)	94
5	J.Credible		89
6	U.Daway	(1)	54
7	B.Arrow		88
8	C.Terbocks		90
9	A.Birthday		92
10	B.Weiser	(1)	63
11	J.Frayed		88
12	E.Roids	(1) (83)	88
13	L.Sirr	(1)	87
14	X.Breath	(1)	90
15	L.Nover		0
16	S.Night		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	UNIV. CRAIOVA	changed from Attacking to Defensive
3 mins	Jose Frayed	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
8 mins	Xavier Breath	with a header from the penalty area
13 mins	Chad Terbocks	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Chad Terbocks	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
26 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
31 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a great volley from 10 yards out
35 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a header from the penalty area
40 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
42 mins	Chad Terbocks	Time wasting
42 mins	Sam Manilla	A mild concussion
44 mins	Jose Frayed	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
47 mins	Chad Terbocks	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
51 mins	Abbie Birthday	with the hand of God
56 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a throw in
60 mins	Ken Opener	Annoying the referee
61 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a goal kick
65 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a great volley from 10 yards out
74 mins	Chad Terbocks	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Emma Roids	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
83 mins	Emma Roids	Head butting
87 mins	Abbie Birthday	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

There's winning a game and there's winning a game like UNIV. CRAIOVA. Can you guess which one grinding the opposition to a bloody, gibbering pulp by battering them 19 - 0 is?
What a tactician UNIV. CRAIOVA manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Mihai Stamate would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
UNIV. CRAIOVA had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party.
There must be a reason why Ararat FC manager Jacky Naireyekruk insists on continuing to play the woeful Al Kaholic in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
UNIV. CRAIOVA's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
Ararat FC look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 formation as they would if boss Jacky Naireyekruk sent them out in dresses.
If you put on a show as poor as this in the West End, the audience would vote with their feet. Ararat FC need to knuckle down or face the consequences this season.
With a mere 19 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for UNIV. CRAIOVA.

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