Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 10
Team Name				Tanqueray Twenty
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Nick Ovtime 28 Dan Geruss 56, 80		Wilma Leggrowbach 5 (og) The Stoic* 15, 25, 51, 68 The Jester 34 (pen), 60 The Devils Advocate 42 The Backpacker 76 The Empath 85

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
4	Shots	20
2	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	6
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Lear		77
2	N.Ovtime		81
3	D.Pipes		76
4	W.Melon		72
5	S.Cola		65
6	W.Leggrowbach		67
7	B.Dover	(90)	68
8	A.Abet	(76)	45
9	D.Geruss		70
10	W.Bago	(35)	54
11	A.Birthday		45
12	D.Pipes		0
13	W.Leggrowbach	(35)	45
14	E.Dover	(76)	45
15	E.Dover		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	T.Troubadour		48
2	T.Pacifist*		48
3	T.Empath		87
4	T.Optimist	(1)	70
5	T.Devils Advocate		48
6	T.Baller		48
7	T.Otaku	(1)	52
8	T.Jester		46
9	T.Wordsmith		48
10	T.Backpacker		46
11	T.Martial Artist	(1)	45
12	T.Cellarhand		0
13	T.Pool Shark*	(1) (35)	64
14	T.Sommellier*		0
15	T.Social Butterfly	(1)	48
16	T.Stoic*	(1)	42


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
15 mins	The Stoic*	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
25 mins	The Stoic*	from a goal kick
28 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a thunderous shot from distance
34 mins	The Jester	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	The Pool Shark*	Time wasting
35 mins	Winnie Bago	A mild concussion
42 mins	The Devils Advocate	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
51 mins	The Stoic*	with a belter from the halfway line
56 mins	Dan Geruss	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	The Jester	with a spectacular bicycle kick
68 mins	The Stoic*	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
76 mins	Alf Abet	A mild concussion
76 mins	The Backpacker	with a strike from the left wing
80 mins	Dan Geruss	with a header from the penalty area
85 mins	The Empath	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
90 mins	Ben Dover	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Tanqueray Twenty's lowly position in the division shows signs of improving after they took three points off Team Name with a vital 10 - 3 victory.
It's not just weights Team Name needs to lift. Their manager needs to lift their spirits in training too. He could start by tinkering with the Penalties practice.
It's going to be a tough job getting back into the team for the 1 players who didn't bother to show up for today's memorable win.
Team Name keeper Chanda Lear was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Team Name's forwards are way out of form, the only thing they've been getting in a net recently are satsumas.
Team Name's Woza G is clearly deeply in love with 4 3 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Before we went out there I told the boys that I could see the carrot at the end of the tunnel," David Walker told the gathering press after the match. "You see, I promise results, not promises."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Soft Pitch