Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 11
Ararat FC				Orpington Park
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
		Al Kaseltzer 7, 13, 41 Sheeza Freak 20, 54 Richard Cranium 26 Val Veeta 33, 60, 73, 89 Hugo First 47

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	18
10	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Down		75
2	M.Labor		67
3	F.Furter		73
4	S.Manilla		73
5	B.Arrow	(53)	65
6	S.Pitt		58
7	C.Terbocks		59
8	V.Tire		60
9	K.Opener		58
10	F.Furter		45
11	C.Mass		0
12	A.Rudder		0
13	E.Roids		0
14	A.Kaholic		0
15	S.Night		0
16	B.Tagg		0

1	H.Fire		88
2	A.Abet		88
3	R.Cranium		88
4	H.First		89
5	P.Pantz		87
6	B.Cherry		90
7	W.Melon		88
8	M.DeLawn		69
9	A.Kaseltzer		90
10	V.Veeta	(69)	92
11	S.Freak		56
12	W.Piece		0
13	A.Thetires		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	H.Annsaw		0
16	W.Deer		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a lovely move from the right wing
13 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a great volley from 10 yards out
20 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a corner
26 mins	Richard Cranium	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
33 mins	Val Veeta	with a strike from the left wing
41 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
47 mins	Hugo First	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
53 mins	Bowen Arrow	Repeated fouling
54 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
60 mins	Val Veeta	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins	Harrison Fire	blasted a penalty into row z
69 mins	Val Veeta	Time wasting
73 mins	Val Veeta	with a strike from the left wing
89 mins	Val Veeta	from the dressing room

Match Report

Three crucial points for Orpington Park was the reward for their much-needed win over Ararat FC. They might avoid the drop yet.
Jacky Naireyekruk would be as well giving his squad singing lessons for all the good the Jogging training seems to be doing them.
Samson Night missed the Ararat FC game claiming it was his time of the month and he had terrible period pains.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Ararat FC's Sid Down. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
Orpington Park's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
Orpington Park's Jamie English experiment with the 4 3 3 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"I would do anything Jamie English asked of us," gushed Sheeza Freak after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 11 - 0 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire Ararat FC to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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