The Division Wed, 13 Nov 2024

	(0) 0	-	(6) 12
Orpington Park				MANBRIDGE UNITED
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
		Abe Rudder 5, 20, 28, 43, 51 Lou Stooth 13 Jose Frayed 36, 72 Adam Bomb 58, 65, 80 Sam Manilla 87

Match Statistics
5 4 1 Attacking		Formation		3 4 3
30		Possession		70
9		Shots		20
9		Fouls		8
1		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		9
Longball		Style		Use Wings
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 H.Fire 78 2 A.Abet 72 3 R.Cranium 72 4 A.Thetires 70 5 P.Pantz 69 6 W.Deer (57) 44 7 B.Cherry 82 8 W.Melon 82 9 M.DeLawn 73 10 W.Piece 59 11 V.Veeta 79 12 C.Needzit 0 13 J.Frayed 0 14 B.Free 0 15 S.Freak 0 16 B.Nessround 0		1 K.Opener 89 2 R.Banks 88 3 S.Cola 89 4 B.Tagg 79 5 L.Briccant 87 6 L.Stooth 88 7 S.Manilla (76) 89 8 L.Briccant 87 9 A.Bomb 91 10 A.Rudder (41) 92 11 J.Frayed 80 12 K.Dewitt 0 13 L.DeHand 0 14 X.Money 0 15 X.Breath 0 16 H.deMann 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Abe Rudder	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
13 mins		Lou Stooth	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
20 mins		Abe Rudder	with a thunderous shot from distance
28 mins		Abe Rudder	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
36 mins		Jose Frayed	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
41 mins		Abe Rudder	Obstruction
43 mins		Abe Rudder	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
51 mins		Abe Rudder	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
57 mins		Wayne Deer	Foul and abusive language
58 mins		Adam Bomb	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
65 mins		Adam Bomb	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
72 mins		Jose Frayed	from a goal kick
76 mins		Sam Manilla	Repeated fouling
80 mins		Adam Bomb	with a brave flying header
87 mins		Sam Manilla	with a spectacular bicycle kick

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Match Report

Following this defeat, they're beginning to look very much like a lost cause as far as this league goes. The drop surely beckons unless they can start to pick up points. And quickly. The Orpington Park fans were calling for the head of manager Jamie English after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow. MANBRIDGE UNITED had so much of the ball, Orpington Park asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch. The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Orpington Park's Harrison Fire. This guy couldn't stop a running nose. The Orpington Park forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 4 1 Attacking formation look impressive, Orpington Park however make it look very ordinary. "I'm not a believer in luck," manager DANNY CORN told the press following his side's victory, "but I do believe you need it." Watching Orpington Park is a very educational experience for their boss, Jamie English. During games like this he reads a book.

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