Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(13) 24
Club of the Century				Kushberry F.C
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Hugo First 82		Raheem Sterling 806 2, 21, 75 Kai Havertz 801 6, 10, 17, 42, 45, 79, 82, 86, 90 Ethan Nwaneri 698 13, 37 Martin Odegaard 805 24, 49 Leandro Trossard 769 28 (pen), 30, 34 (pen), 57 (pen), 60, 64, 68 Val Lay 72 (og)

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
7	Shots	24
12	Fouls	4
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	D.Sore		75
2	V.Lay		63
3	B.Arrow		74
4	B.Early	(70)	45
5	B.Ding		85
6	E.Roids		65
7	V.Crow		71
8	H.First		86
9	E.Roids		66
10	S.Dup	(90)	52
11	A.Sapple		45
12	C.Needzit		0
13	E.Jewcation		0
14	L.Stooth		0
15	H.Voor	(70)	49
16	S.Down		0

1	D.Raya 702		88
2	M.Gabriel* 817		85
3	T.Tomiyasu 739	(1)	79
4	B.Nessround	(1)	45
5	O.Zinchenko 770		87
6	R.Sterling 806		90
7	M.Odegaard 805		90
8	J.Jorginho 748		89
9	E.Nwaneri 698		89
10	L.Trossard 769		94
11	G.Jesus* 798	(1)	45
12	N.Neto 580		0
13	W.Saliba 788	(1)	86
14	J.Timber* 698	(1)	88
15	D.Rice 836		0
16	K.Havertz 801	(1)	79


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Raheem Sterling 806	with a powerful header into the top corner
6 mins	Kai Havertz 801	from a goal kick
10 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a header from the penalty area
13 mins	Ethan Nwaneri 698	with a belter from his own half
17 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a great solo effort
21 mins	Raheem Sterling 806	with a strike from the left wing
24 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
34 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Ethan Nwaneri 698	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
42 mins	Kai Havertz 801	from a free kick
45 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
49 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
57 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	with a belter from the halfway line
64 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	with a great solo effort
68 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	with a lovely move from the right wing
70 mins	Brighton Early	A mild concussion
72 mins	Val Lay	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
75 mins	Raheem Sterling 806	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
79 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
82 mins	Hugo First	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
82 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a brave flying header
86 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins	Stan Dup	Obstruction
90 mins	Kai Havertz 801	A broken finger
90 mins	Kai Havertz 801	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

If this game lasted any longer than 90 minutes Kushberry F.C's goal tally would have resembled a phone number. Club of the Century are thanking their stars it was only 24 - 1.
. . is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Kushberry F.C team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Declan Rice 836 didn't turn up for Kushberry F.C's game because he'd drunk too many energy drinks the night before and was still as high as a kite when he woke up.
As own goals go, Val Lay's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
Kushberry F.C's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Kai Havertz 801 demanded that he was substituted after picking up a broken finger. The manager ignored him, making the injury worse. He misses 6 weeks.
"I don't think Club of the Century knew what hit them," striker Gabriel Jesus* 798 told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Kushberry F.C looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 24 occasions.

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Billy Bludgeon

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