Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(9) 19
Ararat FC				Tipton Tornadoes
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Ken Opener 42		Dick Tater 3, 18 Sid Down 8, 74 Alec Tricity 13, 60 Warren Piece 22, 27, 41, 51, 56, 69, 83 Chanda Lear 31 Wayne Deer 36 (pen), 46 (pen), 65, 78, 88

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 4 2
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	19
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaholic		78
2	M.Labor		72
3	A.Rudder	(65)	71
4	S.Manilla		75
5	C.Mass	(41)	45
6	J.Credible		73
7	S.Pitt		71
8	V.Tire		59
9	C.Terbocks		80
10	K.Opener		78
11	B.Arrow		45
12	V.Crow		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	S.Down	(41)	45
15	S.Night		0
16	E.Roids		0

1	V.Veeta		87
2	C.Lear		86
3	A.Tricity		88
4	K.Dewitt		86
5	A.Birthday	(75)	45
6	A.Bomb		88
7	D.Tater	(75)	54
8	C.Lear		90
9	W.Deer		92
10	S.Down	(75)	45
11	W.Piece		93
12	E.Roids	(75)	86
13	A.Luminum	(75) (87)	85
14	A.Kaholic	(75)	88
15	H.Fire		0
16	A.Rudder		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Passing to Use Wings
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Attacking to Counter Attack
3 mins	Dick Tater	with the hand of God
8 mins	Sid Down	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Alec Tricity	with a brave flying header
18 mins	Dick Tater	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
22 mins	Warren Piece	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
27 mins	Warren Piece	with a belter from his own half
31 mins	Chanda Lear	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
36 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Chris Mass	A mild concussion
41 mins	Warren Piece	from a throw in
42 mins	Ken Opener	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
46 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Warren Piece	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
56 mins	Warren Piece	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
60 mins	Alec Tricity	with the bumcheek of God
65 mins	Abe Rudder	Indecent exposure
65 mins	Wayne Deer	from the dressing room
69 mins	Warren Piece	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
74 mins	Sid Down	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
78 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great solo effort
83 mins	Warren Piece	from a goal kick
87 mins	Al Luminum	Indecent exposure
88 mins	Wayne Deer	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 19 - 1 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of Ararat FC's humbling at the fast feet of Tipton Tornadoes it all went wrong.
Jacky Naireyekruk must be the organ grinder, Ararat FC are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Tipton Tornadoes won every loose ball going. They'd have even won it in a raffle no matter how many tickets you sold.
Ararat FC's keeper Al Kaholic is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Ararat FC have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Ararat FC look about as convinving playing in the 3 4 3 formation as they would if boss Jacky Naireyekruk sent them out in dresses.
Ararat FC manager Jacky Naireyekruk told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Tipton Tornadoes wouldn't have won."
After this disgraceful performance the Ararat FC supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch