Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 17
Orpington Park				Tipton Tornadoes
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
		Chanda Lear 3, 19, 30 Warren Piece 8, 35, 46, 82 Wayne Deer 13 (pen), 25, 41 (pen), 52, 62 (pen), 67, 87 (pen) Chanda Lear 57, 76 Sid Down 73

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 4 2
29	Possession	71
3	Shots	23
7	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Fire	77
2	R.Cranium	75
3	W.Piece	83
4	W.Melon	75
5	B.Cherry	75
6	M.DeLawn	70
7	C.Needzit	56
8	B.Nessround	46
9	V.Veeta	66
10	S.Freak	52
11	A.Kaseltzer	72
12	P.Pantz	0
13	A.Tricity	0
14	J.Frayed	0
15	H.Annsaw	0
16	A.Thetires	0

1	V.Veeta		89
2	C.Lear		91
3	A.Tricity		89
4	K.Dewitt	(61)	51
5	A.Birthday		88
6	A.Bomb	(44)	87
7	D.Tater	(75)	54
8	C.Lear		88
9	W.Deer		94
10	S.Down	(75)	45
11	W.Piece	(88)	92
12	E.Roids	(61)	90
13	A.Luminum	(75)	89
14	A.Kaholic	(75)	89
15	R.Banks		0
16	A.Rudder		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Passing to Use Wings
3 mins	Chanda Lear	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
8 mins	Warren Piece	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
13 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from the halfway line
25 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
30 mins	Chanda Lear	with a thunderous shot from distance
35 mins	Warren Piece	from the dressing room
41 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Adam Bomb	Interfering with an opponent
46 mins	Warren Piece	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Wayne Deer	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
57 mins	Chanda Lear	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
61 mins	Kenny Dewitt	A broken arm
62 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Wayne Deer	from a throw in
73 mins	Sid Down	from a goal kick
76 mins	Chanda Lear	from a corner
82 mins	Warren Piece	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Warren Piece	Obstruction

Match Report

There's hopeless situations and there's the situation Orpington Park find themselves in after losing 17 - 0 to Tipton Tornadoes. Relegation surely beckons this season.
Those long hours of Penalties training are paying off for the Tipton Tornadoes players.
Orpington Park had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Orpington Park keeper Harrison Fire was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
The Orpington Park forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever.
Orpington Park's Jamie English is clearly deeply in love with 1 8 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager Jamie English. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
Losing 17 - 0 has to be a low point for Orpington Park. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Soft Pitch