Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(3) 6
Ararat FC				BALDBEAN FC
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Chad Terbocks 10, 16, 26, 34, 53, 61, 71 Manuel Labor 44 Chris Mass 82		First Team 9.45 10, 27, 57 Second Team 10.24 40 First Team 10.45 78, 88

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
10	Shots	17
7	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaholic		86
2	M.Labor	(59)	83
3	S.Manilla		80
4	A.Rudder		73
5	B.Arrow		65
6	F.Furter		73
7	C.Mass		79
8	S.Knot		90
9	V.Crow		69
10	V.Tire		87
11	C.Terbocks		91
12	S.Pitt		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	S.Down		0
15	H.Voor		0
16	E.Roids		0

1	F.Team 10.36		48
2	S.Team 10.02*		0
3	F.Team 8.11	(38)	62
4	S.Team 10.03	(1)	82
5	S.Team 10.24		87
6	S.Team 10.08	(1)	45
7	F.Team 10.30*		48
8	F.Team 9.20		87
9	F.Team 9.45		71
10	F.Team 10.01	(80)	48
11	F.Team 10.45		88
12	S.Team 10.33		0
13	V.Veeta		0
14	F.Team 9.16		0
15	F.Team 8.46*	(1)	48
16	F.Team 9.24	(1)	67


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	BALDBEAN FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
10 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a free kick
10 mins	First Team 9.45	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
15 mins	BALDBEAN FC	changed from Defensive to Attacking
16 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a spectacular bicycle kick
26 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a great solo effort
27 mins	First Team 9.45	with a belter from his own half
34 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
38 mins	First Team 8.11	Dangerous tackling
40 mins	Second Team 10.24	with a belter from the halfway line
44 mins	Manuel Labor	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
45 mins	BALDBEAN FC	changed from Attacking to Defensive
46 mins	First Team 10.01	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins	Chad Terbocks	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
57 mins	First Team 9.45	with a flick on
59 mins	Manuel Labor	Foul and abusive language
61 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
71 mins	Chad Terbocks	from the dressing room
75 mins	BALDBEAN FC	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
78 mins	First Team 10.45	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
80 mins	First Team 10.01	Indecent exposure
82 mins	Chris Mass	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
88 mins	First Team 10.45	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Ararat FC dominated the game against BALDBEAN FC, beating them by an impressive 9 - 6.
Ararat FC manager Jacky Naireyekruk pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Not even Second Team 10.02*'s primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he watched Eastenders.
First Team 10.45 was the BALDBEAN FC's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself.
Jacky Naireyekruk must certainly feel that he was the best tactician on the day after his longball style won through. Dave Bassett would be proud.
There are less suitable formations for BALDBEAN FC's squad than 2 5 3, but Raymond Clarke would be advised to ignore those too.
Much criticised BALDBEAN FC manager Raymond Clarke looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Ararat FC scored."
Back to basics then for BALDBEAN FC who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.

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