Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(5) 11
MANBRIDGE UNITED				M.I.A
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Abe Rudder 75		Mohammed Salah 6, 37, 60, 69 Leandro Trossard 13, 21, 76 Cole Palmer 30 (pen) Julian Alvarez 46 James Maddison 53, 85

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	12
16	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	K.Opener		74
2	R.Banks		69
3	B.Tagg	(49)	68
4	S.Cola		70
5	A.Rudder		67
6	L.Briccant		76
7	L.Stooth	(22)	78
8	L.Briccant		76
9	A.Bomb		81
10	J.Frayed	(42)	45
11	A.Rudder	(70)	77
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	F.Bisceps		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	S.Manilla		0
16	H.deMann	(42)	75

1	B.Leno		87
2	K.Trippier		88
3	J.Cancelo	(1)	71
4	L.Bailey		90
5	J.Maddison		90
6	M.Odegaard		89
7	C.Palmer		88
8	B.Guimares	(1)	63
9	M.Salah		92
10	E.Haaland	(1)	45
11	L.Trossard		90
12	P.Cech		0
13	R.James		0
14	A.Davies	(1)	85
15	K.Mitoma	(1)	89
16	J.Alvarez	(1)	90


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	Mohammed Salah	with a powerful header into the top corner
13 mins	Leandro Trossard	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
21 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
22 mins	Lou Stooth	Being drunk
30 mins	Cole Palmer	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Mohammed Salah	with a great chip from the left wing
42 mins	Jose Frayed	A mild concussion
46 mins	Julian Alvarez	with a powerful header into the top corner
49 mins	Brice Tagg	Repeated fouling
53 mins	James Maddison	from a corner
60 mins	Mohammed Salah	with a strike from the left wing
69 mins	Mohammed Salah	from the dressing room
70 mins	Abe Rudder	Foul and abusive language
75 mins	Abe Rudder	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
76 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	James Maddison	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like M.I.A dream of. At 11 - 1 it was the sort of game that'll give the MANBRIDGE UNITED keeper nightmares.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before M.I.A manager Mark Walpole will be writing books on football theory.
MANBRIDGE UNITED's keeper, Ken Opener, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
MANBRIDGE UNITED's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
Most of MANBRIDGE UNITED clearly thought 4 3 3 Attacking was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We should have won," bawled DANNY CORN after being outwitted by M.I.A's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Mark Walpole but I managed it."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring M.I.A. They were at the peak, while MANBRIDGE UNITED struggled with their laces at base camp.

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