 |  | The Division Wed, 20 Nov 2024 | |
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| Tanqueray Twenty | Jellybellies | |||
| Division Pos:15 |
Division Pos:3 |
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Herbie Voor 2, 7, 15, 24, 32, 42, 46, 54, 67, 76, 87 Jacques Strap 11 (pen) Telly Vision 20, 51 Lance Lyde 29 Sam Manilla 37 Ali Gator 71 Ulee Daway 81 |
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| 4 5 1 | Formation | 4 5 1 | ||
| 31 | Possession | 69 | ||
| 7 | Shots | 21 | ||
| 3 | Fouls | 7 | ||
| 0 | Yellow Cards | 0 | ||
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 | ||
| 2 | Offsides | 5 | ||
| Passing | Style | Use Wings | ||
| Attacking | Instruction | Counter Attack | ||
| Normal | Aggression | Normal | ||
| Moulded | Boots | Moulded | ||
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| Time | Person | Description | ||
| 2 mins |  | Herbie Voor | with a lucky rebound off the keeper | |
| 7 mins | | Herbie Voor | with a scissor kick on the edge of the box | |
| 11 mins | | Jacques Strap | after ref awarded a penalty | |
| 15 mins | | Herbie Voor | with a strike from the left wing | |
| 20 mins | | Telly Vision | with an amazing lob from an acute angle | |
| 24 mins | | Herbie Voor | from a goal kick | |
| 29 mins | | Lance Lyde | from the dressing room | |
| 32 mins | | Herbie Voor | with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area | |
| 37 mins | | Sam Manilla | with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out | |
| 42 mins | | Herbie Voor | after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net | |
| 44 mins |  | The Backpacker | A mild concussion | |
| 46 mins | | Herbie Voor | with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out | |
| 51 mins | | Telly Vision | from the dressing room | |
| 54 mins | | Herbie Voor | from the dressing room | |
| 58 mins | | Telly Vision | A mild concussion | |
| 67 mins | | Herbie Voor | with an amazing lob from an acute angle | |
| 71 mins | | Ali Gator | after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside | |
| 76 mins | | Herbie Voor | with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose | |
| 81 mins | | Ulee Daway | after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net | |
| 87 mins | | Herbie Voor | with a brave flying header | |
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| Match Report |
| Tanqueray Twenty's 18 - 0 defeat against Jellybellies left them hanging in this division by a thread. They must win their next game if they're to stand a chance of staying up. The team's performance is credit to the Jellybellies manager Jelly Belly and his decision to send his team Rehabilitation. Tanqueray Twenty manager was said to be furious with The Sommellier* for missing this important match. He was watching a Star Trek triple bill. Upon hearing that his manager told him to boldly go where no man had been before. Butterfingers? After watching Tanqueray Twenty's goalie The Troubadour you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better. An impressive attacking display. Jellybellies are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front. With not a single yellow card brandished by the ref, this game was so clean there was no need for the teams to wash their strips this week. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 5 1 formation look impressive, Tanqueray Twenty however make it look very ordinary. Much criticised Tanqueray Twenty manager David Walker looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Jellybellies scored." All in all, a rather brutal display of ruthless goal-scoring efficiency from Jellybellies. Look and learn everyone, look and learn. |
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