Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 12
Orpington Park				Kushberry F.C
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
		Martin Odegaard 805 3, 17 (pen), 55, 69 (pen), 82 (pen) Ethan Nwaneri 698 9, 42 Raheem Sterling 806 30, 49 Gabriel Jesus* 798 35 Leandro Trossard 769 62 Jorge Jorginho 748 76

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1
30	Possession	70
9	Shots	20
3	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	H.Fire		77
2	W.Deer	(90)	44
3	R.Cranium		75
4	A.Thetires		79
5	W.Melon	(49)	55
6	B.Cherry		74
7	M.DeLawn		69
8	W.Piece		73
9	C.Needzit		55
10	A.Kaseltzer		77
11	V.Veeta		80
12	B.Nessround		0
13	A.Tricity		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	S.Freak	(49)	50
16	H.First		0

1	N.Neto 580		89
2	T.Tomiyasu 739		88
3	M.Gabriel* 817		90
4	J.Timber* 698	(1)	88
5	O.Zinchenko 770		89
6	R.Sterling 806		88
7	M.Odegaard 805		92
8	J.Jorginho 748		87
9	T.Partey 695	(1)	63
10	L.Trossard 769		89
11	K.Havertz 801	(1)	45
12	W.Dipoo		0
13	W.Saliba 788	(1)	88
14	D.Rice 836		0
15	E.Nwaneri 698	(1) (90)	89
16	G.Jesus* 798	(1) (49)	88


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	with a great solo effort
9 mins	Ethan Nwaneri 698	from a corner
17 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Raheem Sterling 806	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
35 mins	Gabriel Jesus* 798	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
42 mins	Ethan Nwaneri 698	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
49 mins	Gabriel Jesus* 798	Squabbling
49 mins	Walter Melon	A broken finger
49 mins	Raheem Sterling 806	with a powerful header into the top corner
55 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
62 mins	Leandro Trossard 769	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Jorge Jorginho 748	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
82 mins	Martin Odegaard 805	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Wayne Deer	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Ethan Nwaneri 698	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

After losing 12 - 0 to Kushberry F.C, this game was pointless for Orpington Park. And their season is starting to look the same.
A little less Throw-ins and a little more Weights would go a long way to improving Orpington Park's lot.
Orpington Park had so little possession they could have referred Kushberry F.C to the monopolies and mergers commission.
With a performance like this, Orpington Park's Harrison Fire gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Don't ask Orpington Park's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
Wayne Deer and Ethan Nwaneri 698 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Michael McLintock's book.
Orpington Park's Jamie English is clearly deeply in love with 3 5 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Jamie English after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager . . in court and I want those points back."
Apparently after this whitewash midfielder Walter Melon told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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