Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(9) 19
Ararat FC				West Warriors
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
		Tate Urchips 5 Val Crow 10, 54, 58, 75 Alf Abet 15 (pen), 31 (pen), 45 (pen), 83 Samson Night 21 Pete Zaria 25, 41, 50, 67, 72, 79, 88 Chris Mass 36, 63

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 4 2
29	Possession	71
4	Shots	23
7	Fouls	16
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaholic	(38)	72
2	M.Labor		73
3	A.Rudder		74
4	S.Manilla		75
5	B.Arrow		72
6	C.Mass		73
7	V.Crow		71
8	S.Knot		83
9	J.Credible		65
10	C.Terbocks		81
11	K.Opener	(77)	45
12	V.Tire		0
13	F.Furter	(77)	45
14	S.Down	(38)	74
15	S.Pitt		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	W.Maykit		87
2	C.Arm	(77)	87
3	A.Kaseltzer		75
4	S.Knot		89
5	T.Urchips	(75)	45
6	A.Abet		92
7	C.Needzit		89
8	S.Night	(75)	45
9	C.Mass	(75)	45
10	P.Zaria		94
11	V.Crow		93
12	B.Cherry	(75)	87
13	K.Cook	(75)	88
14	O.Whackew	(75)	80
15	A.Hassle		0
16	W.Melon		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from Use Wings to Longball
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from Normal to Nutter
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
1 mins	West Warriors	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 3 3
5 mins	Tate Urchips	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
10 mins	Val Crow	from a throw in
15 mins	Alf Abet	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Samson Night	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
25 mins	Pete Zaria	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
31 mins	Alf Abet	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Chris Mass	with a great solo effort
38 mins	Al Kaholic	A mild concussion
41 mins	Pete Zaria	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
45 mins	Alf Abet	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Pete Zaria	from a corner
54 mins	Val Crow	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
58 mins	Val Crow	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
63 mins	Chris Mass	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Pete Zaria	with a header from the penalty area
72 mins	Pete Zaria	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Val Crow	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
77 mins	Carl Arm	No apparent reason
77 mins	Ken Opener	A broken arm
79 mins	Pete Zaria	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Alf Abet	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
88 mins	Pete Zaria	from a goal kick
90 mins	Al Kaseltzer	A broken finger

Match Report

West Warriors couldn't have wished for a better result. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 19 - 0 rout of Ararat FC.
Maybe Ararat FC should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Defence overkill.
West Warriors had so much possession they only had to win the ball once all match - at kick off.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Ararat FC's Sid Down. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
When West Warriors's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Ararat FC's Jacky Naireyekruk is clearly deeply in love with 4 4 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Ararat FC manager Jacky Naireyekruk. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
Ararat FC are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

Muddy Pitch