Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(7) 14
Team Name				M.I.A
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Leandro Trossard 5, 30, 54, 67, 73 Keiran Trippier 11 Julian Alvarez 17, 36 Mohammed Salah 24, 48 Cole Palmer 42, 60, 79 Leon Bailey 85

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	14
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Lear		77
2	N.Ovtime		73
3	D.Pipes		73
4	A.Birthday		67
5	K.Opener		60
6	A.Abet	(57)	59
7	W.Leggrowbach		75
8	W.Bago		73
9	E.Dover		79
10	B.Dover		51
11	D.Geruss		64
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	E.Dover		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	V.Crow		0

1	B.Leno		88
2	K.Trippier		88
3	J.Cancelo	(1)	70
4	L.Bailey		87
5	J.Maddison	(51)	87
6	M.Odegaard		89
7	C.Palmer		91
8	B.Fernandes	(1)	62
9	M.Salah		90
10	E.Haaland	(1)	45
11	L.Trossard		92
12	P.Cech		0
13	R.James		0
14	A.Davies	(1)	89
15	K.Mitoma	(1)	87
16	J.Alvarez	(1)	89


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	M.I.A	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a powerful header into the top corner
11 mins	Keiran Trippier	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Julian Alvarez	with a belter from his own half
24 mins	Mohammed Salah	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
36 mins	Julian Alvarez	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
42 mins	Cole Palmer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
48 mins	Mohammed Salah	from a goal kick
51 mins	James Maddison	High kicking
54 mins	Leandro Trossard	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
57 mins	Alf Abet	Spitting
60 mins	Cole Palmer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Leandro Trossard	from a throw in
73 mins	Leandro Trossard	with a powerful header into the top corner
79 mins	Cole Palmer	from the dressing room
85 mins	Leon Bailey	with a powerful header into the top corner

Match Report

Losing 14 - 0 really isn't helping Team Name to avoid the drop.
At least Woza G is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Val Crow was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
M.I.A keeper Bernd Leno had the kind of day that would make David Seamen weep. Not even a few teasing high balls could spoil this man's day.
M.I.A applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Team Name go out in 5 4 1 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted Team Name manager Woza G. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves."
So what went wrong for Team Name? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

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Pitch

Jasper Goodhead

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