Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 11
Ararat FC				Jellybellies
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
		Manuel Labor 6, 60 Herbie Voor 15, 30, 87 Ali Gator 23, 68 Jacques Strap 37, 77 Ulee Daway 45 Darius Lesgettham 54

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	4 5 1
31	Possession	69
6	Shots	13
7	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Down		74
2	M.Labor		71
3	A.Rudder		74
4	S.Manilla		72
5	B.Arrow		72
6	V.Crow		78
7	C.Mass		73
8	S.Knot	(90)	79
9	J.Credible		66
10	C.Terbocks		81
11	V.Tire		78
12	S.Pitt		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	B.Tagg		0
15	A.Kaholic		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	O.Whackew	(1)	71
2	L.Lyde		89
3	M.Labor		89
4	A.Sapple		89
5	D.Lesgettham	(90)	89
6	A.Gator		87
7	U.Daway		89
8	J.Strap		88
9	C.Mass	(1)	62
10	T.Vision		88
11	D.Geruss	(1)	45
12	R.Sance		0
13	H.Voor	(1)	90
14	A.Meway		0
15	S.Manilla	(1)	90
16	S.Cola	(1)	88


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Jellybellies	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
6 mins	Manuel Labor	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
15 mins	Herbie Voor	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
23 mins	Ali Gator	with a great chip from the left wing
30 mins	Herbie Voor	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
37 mins	Jacques Strap	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
45 mins	Ulee Daway	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
54 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
60 mins	Manuel Labor	with a great volley from 10 yards out
68 mins	Ali Gator	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
77 mins	Jacques Strap	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
87 mins	Herbie Voor	from a free kick
90 mins	Shirley Knot	Faking injury
90 mins	Darius Lesgettham	Obstruction

Match Report

Jellybellies were so good for their 11 - 0 win it looked like they were playing on their own. Unlike Ararat FC who were just playing with themselves.
All those long hours at the local rec practising Corners paid off today for Jellybellies.
Ararat FC saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
The Jellybellies goalie didn't so much keep a clean sheet as not have a stitch to do all afternoon.
Ararat FC's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. Ararat FC's manager Jacky Naireyekruk needs to go back to the transfer market.
Ararat FC look about as convinving playing in the Diamond formation as they would if boss Jacky Naireyekruk sent them out in dresses.
As an angry mob of Ararat FC fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot Jacky Naireyekruk leave his car?"
It wasn't so much an off day for Ararat FC, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

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