Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(8) 17
MANBRIDGE UNITED				Tipton Tornadoes
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Abe Rudder 46 (pen)		Wayne Deer 4 (pen), 24 (pen), 34, 53, 58 (pen), 77 (pen), 82 Warren Piece 8, 19, 64 Emma Roids 14 Chanda Lear 39, 44, 74 Adam Bomb 49, 69 Al Kaholic 87

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
38	Possession	62
10	Shots	17
16	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	K.Opener		74
2	R.Banks		70
3	B.Tagg		0
4	S.Cola		75
5	A.Rudder	(65)	65
6	L.Briccant	(43)	72
7	L.Stooth		0
8	L.Briccant		75
9	A.Bomb		81
10	J.Frayed		74
11	A.Rudder	(47)	45
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	F.Bisceps		0
14	L.DeHand		0
15	S.Manilla		0
16	H.deMann	(47)	84

1	V.Veeta		88
2	C.Lear		87
3	A.Tricity		87
4	E.Roids		88
5	A.Birthday	(75)	45
6	A.Bomb	(75)	54
7	D.Tater		88
8	C.Lear		90
9	A.Luminum	(85)	87
10	W.Deer		93
11	W.Piece	(75)	45
12	H.Fire	(75)	85
13	R.Banks	(75)	89
14	A.Kaholic	(75)	88
15	B.Ding		0
16	A.Rudder		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Passing to Continental
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from Attacking to Defensive
1 mins	Tipton Tornadoes	changed from 4 4 2 to 4 5 1
4 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
8 mins	Warren Piece	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
14 mins	Emma Roids	with a belter from his own half
19 mins	Warren Piece	with a great chip from the left wing
24 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Wayne Deer	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
39 mins	Chanda Lear	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
43 mins	Lou Briccant	Spitting
44 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
46 mins	Abe Rudder	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Abe Rudder	A mild concussion
49 mins	Adam Bomb	with a great volley from 10 yards out
53 mins	Wayne Deer	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
58 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Warren Piece	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
65 mins	Abe Rudder	No apparent reason
69 mins	Adam Bomb	with a great volley from 10 yards out
74 mins	Chanda Lear	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
77 mins	Wayne Deer	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Wayne Deer	with a dink right on the goal line
85 mins	Al Luminum	Two-footed tackle
87 mins	Al Kaholic	with a dink right on the goal line

Match Report

Tipton Tornadoes couldn't have wished for a better result. That said they probably do most times they play. This was their dream come true. Everything they touched turned to goals in this 17 - 1 rout of MANBRIDGE UNITED.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. MANBRIDGE UNITED manager DANNY CORN is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
MANBRIDGE UNITED are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Ken Opener should be locked up.
The MANBRIDGE UNITED's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry!
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 Attacking formation look impressive, MANBRIDGE UNITED however make it look very ordinary.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Tipton Tornadoes manager Peter G after the game. "Well, DANNY CORN's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 17 times, Tipton Tornadoes turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

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