Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 11
Wishing Well Village				Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
		Ed Ible 8 (pen) Bob Frapples 15 Ariel Hassle 22, 57 Jerry Atrics 29, 35, 73, 82 Brighton Early 42 Huang Annsaw 50 Al Luminum 65

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	5 4 1
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	18
9	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Hassle		59
2	S.Knot	(60)	66
3	D.Lesgettham		71
4	F.Bisceps		66
5	S.Knot		48
6	J.King		46
7	A.Hugnkiss		61
8	K.Cook		47
9	B.Frapples		66
10	H.Fire		48
11	W.Maykit		44
12	A.Thetires		0
13	D.Sore		0
14	W.Bago		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	A.Gravity		0

1	E.Ible		84
2	B.Arrow		65
3	L.DeHand		88
4	A.Luminum		83
5	B.Frapples		90
6	L.Nover		87
7	H.Annsaw		76
8	A.Hassle		88
9	B.Early		83
10	S.Pitt		81
11	J.Atrics	(62)	81
12	B.Ding		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	D.Buratto		0
16	L.Lyde		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Ed Ible	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Bob Frapples	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
22 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
29 mins	Jerry Atrics	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
35 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a thunderous shot from distance
42 mins	Brighton Early	from a throw in
47 mins	Ariel Hassle	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great solo effort
57 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
60 mins	Shirley Knot	Repeated fouling
62 mins	Jerry Atrics	Two-footed tackle
65 mins	Al Luminum	with a powerful header into the top corner
73 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
82 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

A win for Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa sees them climb in the division to 5th position.
Maybe Wishing Well Village should consider a varied programme of training instead of a boring Ball skills overkill.
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as Wishing Well Village discovered to their cost.
Wishing Well Village's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the Wishing Well Village defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa's strikers.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Wishing Well Village manager Richard Wallis does. But 1 8 1 is not the best shape for them.
"The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Jerry Atrics, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us."
Even if Wishing Well Village took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

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