Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(10) 20
VDub Club				CSI-Broadstairs
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 81		Jaime Lyn Sigler 5 (pen), 9, 13, 21, 25, 29, 39, 43, 57, 61, 66, 70, 75 (pen), 80, 84 Elizabeth Harnois 17 Jorga Fox*** 34, 88 Lauran Holly 48 Melina Kanakredes 52

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
5	Shots	20
8	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		63
2	B.Early		72
3	C.Lear		66
4	R.Cranium		73
5	A.Nino		55
6	R.Sance		52
7	S.Knot	(61)	62
8	M.Labor		75
9	L.Briccant		83
10	S.Cola		82
11	L.Nover		72
12	A.Birthday		0
13	B.Crobbery		0
14	X.Money		0
15	E.Jewcation		0
16	A.Meway		0

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes	(37,69)	84
3	E.Proctor	(1)	83
4	S.Ward		85
5	E.Harnois		88
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany***		89
8	L.Holly		90
9	J.Fox***		90
10	L.Lombard		87
11	J.Lyn Sigler		94
12	S.Alexander	(1)	84
13	S.Milos***	(1)	88
14	L.Vassey	(1)	89
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	E.Shue***		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	CSI-Broadstairs	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
5 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a spectacular bicycle kick
13 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
17 mins	Elizabeth Harnois	with a strike from the left wing
21 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
25 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
29 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
34 mins	Jorga Fox***	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
37 mins	Melina Kanakredes	Shirt pulling
38 mins	Hugh Mungous	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
43 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a corner
48 mins	Lauran Holly	from the dressing room
52 mins	Melina Kanakredes	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
57 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	from a goal kick
61 mins	Shirley Knot	Shirt pulling
61 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a great chip from the left wing
66 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
69 mins	Melina Kanakredes	Shirt pulling
70 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
75 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
81 mins	Lou Briccant	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
84 mins	Jaime Lyn Sigler	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
88 mins	Jorga Fox***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

CSI-Broadstairs scored at will in this resounding 20 - 1 drubbing of VDub Club.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though VDub Club boss Steve Alevras could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Adam Meway's mum wouldn't let him out to play until he'd finished his homework.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. VDub Club's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Scouts were seen watching CSI-Broadstairs's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, VDub Club's Steve Alevras is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 2 2 3 formation.
"I told the lads, I said to them I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish," said a clearly delighted Brian Gilbert after the game. "In terms of the Richter scale this result was a force 8 gale."
Watching VDub Club is a very educational experience for their boss, Steve Alevras. During games like this he reads a book.

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