Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 10
St Andrews Gunners				VDub Club
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Buster Cherry 20, 79 Huang Annsaw 40 Joe King 60		Lee Nover 7, 42, 77, 86 Shirley Knot 16, 60 Chanda Lear 24 Hugh Mungous 33 (pen) Lou Briccant 51 Sheri Cola 69

Match Statistics

1 4 5	Formation	4 1 2 3
47	Possession	53
11	Shots	10
10	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Kaseltzer		77
2	K.Opener		75
3	B.Tagg		65
4	M.Labor		74
5	B.Cherry	(53)	85
6	D.Geruss		61
7	R.Banks		46
8	H.Annsaw		80
9	J.King		68
10	W.Dipoo		66
11	D.Druff		64
12	A.Bomb		0
13	R.Kleiner		0
14	P.Pantz		0
15	V.Crow		0
16	S.Pull		0

1	H.Mungous		86
2	B.Early		77
3	C.Lear		80
4	R.Cranium	(59)	76
5	A.Nino		76
6	A.Meway		88
7	S.Knot		80
8	M.Labor		71
9	L.Briccant		83
10	S.Cola	(59)	90
11	L.Nover		83
12	E.Jewcation		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	X.Money		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	B.Crobbery		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Lee Nover	from the dressing room
16 mins	Shirley Knot	with a brave flying header
20 mins	Buster Cherry	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
24 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from his own half
33 mins	Hugh Mungous	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a dink right on the goal line
42 mins	Lee Nover	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
51 mins	Lou Briccant	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
53 mins	Buster Cherry	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Richard Cranium	Fighting with fans
59 mins	Sheri Cola	Fighting with fans
60 mins	Joe King	with a powerful header into the top corner
60 mins	Shirley Knot	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
69 mins	Sheri Cola	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
77 mins	Lee Nover	with a header from the penalty area
79 mins	Buster Cherry	with a lovely move from the right wing
86 mins	Lee Nover	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

Cruising to a comfortable 10 - 4 victory, VDub Club always looked good for the points in this meeting with St Andrews Gunners.
Victoria Rodriguez clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
Not even Sam Pull's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he a Sky TV installation.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. St Andrews Gunners's Al Kaseltzer is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
After today Victoria Rodriguez cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Richard Cranium and Sheri Cola picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Simon Pieman would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Simon Pieman stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why St Andrews Gunners go out in 1 4 5 formation we're still looking for it.
Under pressure St Andrews Gunners boss Victoria Rodriguez told the local press: "I just felt that the whole night, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game - but we didn't."
Back to basics then for St Andrews Gunners who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

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