Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 1
CSI-Broadstairs				Blonde Rebels
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Lauran Holly 5 Elizabeth Shue*** 10 (pen), 15, 20, 24 (pen), 28, 33, 37, 41 (pen), 46 (pen), 50 (pen), 54, 59, 63 (pen), 67 (pen), 71, 75 Louise Lombard 79 Joe King 84 (og)		Val Veeta 51

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	5 3 2
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	7
4	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Perrette	(1)	45
2	M.Kanakredes		85
3	E.Proctor	(1)	84
4	S.Ward	(74)	81
5	M.Helgenberger		87
6	E.La Rue	(1)	45
7	K.Delany***		88
8	L.Holly		87
9	J.Fox***		89
10	L.Lombard		90
11	E.Shue***		94
12	S.Alexander	(1)	81
13	S.Milos***	(1)	86
14	L.Vassey	(1)	90
15	M.Hartigay		0
16	J.Lyn Sigler		0

1	J.King		74
2	D.Lesgettham		71
3	M.Absent		82
4	C.Mass		62
5	J.King		60
6	E.Roids	(65)	45
7	A.Thetires		75
8	D.Sore		75
9	V.Veeta		77
10	C.Arm		82
11	V.Veeta		75
12	W.Bago		0
13	C.Needzit		0
14	A.Choke		0
15	S.Down		0
16	A.Abet		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Lauran Holly	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
10 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
20 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a flick on
24 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
33 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
37 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
41 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
51 mins	Val Veeta	with a belter from the halfway line
54 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
63 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
65 mins	Al Kaholic	Squabbling
67 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after ref awarded a penalty
71 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	from a throw in
74 mins	Sofia Ward	Shirt pulling
75 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
79 mins	Louise Lombard	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
84 mins	Joe King	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in

Match Report

Blonde Rebels will have nightmares for weeks about this humiliating 19 - 1 defeat at the hands of CSI-Broadstairs.
Maybe Blonde Rebels should consider a varied programme of training instead a relentless training programme of Free kicks, the team were bored of themselves before the whistle had blown.
To win games you need to win the ball. Blonde Rebels don't even know what a ball looks like.
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Joe King do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
After today Mark Dollery cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
CSI-Broadstairs's Elizabeth Shue*** sent the keeper the wrong way with a deft spot kick.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure Blonde Rebels boss Mark Dollery. "But we didn't."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, CSI-Broadstairs will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

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