Match Report

	(8) 14	-	(1) 2
CSI-Broadstairs				Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Marisa Hartigay 6 (pen), 16, 32, 55, 66, 71 (pen) Elizabeth Shue*** 11, 27, 38, 49, 77 Eva La Rue 21 Lauran Holly 43 Sofia Ward 82		Jerry Atrics 43, 86

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	4 1 2 3
67	Possession	33
18	Shots	8
5	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Alexander		78
2	M.Kanakredes		86
3	P.Perrette	(1)	66
4	S.Ward		88
5	E.Harnois		84
6	L.Le Smith	(1)	53
7	K.Delany***		87
8	L.Holly		90
9	J.Fox***		88
10	M.Hartigay		88
11	C.de Pabo	(1)	45
12	E.Proctor		0
13	L.Vassey	(1)	53
14	E.La Rue	(1) (72)	80
15	L.Lombard		0
16	E.Shue***	(1)	93

1	K.Opener		74
2	A.Luminum		69
3	L.DeHand		71
4	B.Frapples		73
5	F.Furter		72
6	A.Hassle	(72)	48
7	B.Early		77
8	B.Ding		45
9	J.Atrics		79
10	M.DeLawn	(90)	74
11	D.Buratto		48
12	L.Lyde		0
13	E.Ible	(72)	45
14	E.Roids		0
15	B.Board		0
16	H.Annsaw		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after ref awarded a penalty
11 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
16 mins	Marisa Hartigay	from a throw in
21 mins	Eva La Rue	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
27 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
32 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
43 mins	Lauran Holly	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins	Jerry Atrics	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
49 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	from a corner
55 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
66 mins	Marisa Hartigay	with a header from the penalty area
71 mins	Marisa Hartigay	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Eva La Rue	Shirt pulling
72 mins	Ariel Hassle	A broken leg
77 mins	Elizabeth Shue***	from a throw in
82 mins	Sofia Ward	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
86 mins	Jerry Atrics	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
90 mins	Moe DeLawn	Obstruction
90 mins	Eva La Rue	A mild concussion

Match Report

The battle for promotion is beginning to look like a formality for this lively looking side who have added another win to their tally. Going up? Maybe.
Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa manager was said to be furious with Huang Annsaw for missing this important match. He was watching a Star Trek triple bill. Upon hearing that his manager told him to boldly go where no man had been before.
Where did Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Someone should buy CSI-Broadstairs's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why CSI-Broadstairs go out in 4 5 1 formation we're still looking for it.
After today's game, a group of enthusiastic fans began organising a collection in the pub. "We want to build a statue of Brian Gilbert!" they explained.
Even if Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped CSI-Broadstairs on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Snowy

Frozen Pitch