Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(1) 2
The Hammers				Steel City Blades
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Sheeza Freak 9, 31, 56, 69 Harrison Fire 16, 36, 64, 83, 90 Marcus Absent 24 (pen) Bill Board 43 Kent Cook 60 Lou Sirr 79		Ulee Daway90.2as 40 Ken Opener89 80

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 5 1
53	Possession	47
13	Shots	11
7	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	M.Absent		74
2	D.Tater		78
3	E.Roids	(29)	69
4	L.Nover		66
5	K.Cook	(62)	46
6	B.Weiser		55
7	L.Sirr		86
8	K.Cook		80
9	K.Cook		88
10	H.Fire		92
11	S.Freak		91
12	O.Whackew		0
13	B.Board	(29)	81
14	S.Pitt		0
15	E.Jewcation		0
16	A.Abet		0

1	R.Ingleaves77.1		48
2	T.Burr88.4		48
3	J.Czarfunee85.1	(1)	48
4	M.Rohsopht86.4	(1)	48
5	X.Money85.8		48
6	E.Dover90.1	(80)	48
7	K.Opener89		48
8	J.Czarfunee88.2	(1)	48
9	D.Geruss88.8		48
10	A.Gravity89.1		48
11	L.Tarred88.5		0
12	A.Kaseltzer83.5		0
13	L.Lyde63		0
14	B.Board87.2	(1) (29,56)	48
15	U.Daway90.2as	(1)	48
16	R.Sance86.2	(1)	48


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Steel City Blades	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
9 mins	Sheeza Freak	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
16 mins	Harrison Fire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
24 mins	Marcus Absent	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Bill Board87.2	Dangerous tackling
29 mins	Emma Roids	A broken thumb
30 mins	Steel City Blades	changed from Attacking to Defensive
31 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
36 mins	Harrison Fire	with the bumcheek of God
40 mins	Ulee Daway90.2as	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
43 mins	Bill Board	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
56 mins	Bill Board87.2	Shirt pulling
56 mins	Sheeza Freak	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
60 mins	Steel City Blades	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
60 mins	Kent Cook	with a spectacular bicycle kick
62 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Head butting
64 mins	Harrison Fire	with a great volley from 10 yards out
69 mins	Sheeza Freak	from a throw in
79 mins	Lou Sirr	with a brave flying header
80 mins	Eileen Dover90.1	Head butting
80 mins	Ken Opener89	with a flick on
83 mins	Harrison Fire	with a great volley from 10 yards out
90 mins	Harrison Fire	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

The Hammers will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked Steel City Blades an impressive 13 - 2.
The The Hammers defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Harrison Fire couldn't resist scoring after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper. It was just one of his 5 goals this match.
The The Hammers attack simple bulldozed their way through the Steel City Blades defence. A demolition job.
Ulee Daway90.2as let his side down after coming on for Joe Czarfunee88.2 and then getting sent off.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Brad Sampson looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that The Hammers scored."
When it comes to dreamland, The Hammers were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Snowy

Frozen Pitch