Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(4) 9
The Hammers				Wishing Well Village
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bill Board 13 Harrison Fire 26, 78 Bud Weiser 39 Pete Zaria 52 Kent Cook 65		Brice Tagg 8, 16 Bob Frapples 32, 71, 78, 86 Harrison Fire 40, 55, 63

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
42	Possession	58
11	Shots	16
7	Fouls	7
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.Absent	70
2	D.Tater	70
3	B.Board	73
4	K.Cook	46
5	B.Weiser	52
6	K.Cook	71
7	X.Money	70
8	P.Zaria	71
9	S.Freak	60
10	O.Whackew	0
11	H.Fire	81
12	A.Choke	0
13	A.Abet	0
14	S.Pitt	0
15	K.Cook	0
16	E.Jewcation	0

1	W.Leggrowbach		87
2	D.Sore		81
3	A.Choke		74
4	A.Thetires		45
5	J.King		46
6	S.Knot		48
7	F.Bisceps	(90)	63
8	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	47
9	B.Tagg		72
10	B.Frapples		83
11	H.Fire		48
12	C.Needzit	(90)	60
13	A.Gravity		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	B.Frapples		0
16	J.King		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Brice Tagg	with the bumcheek of God
13 mins	Bill Board	with a lovely move from the right wing
16 mins	Brice Tagg	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
24 mins	Bob Frapples	blasted a penalty into row z
26 mins	Harrison Fire	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
32 mins	Bob Frapples	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
39 mins	Bud Weiser	with the bumcheek of God
40 mins	Harrison Fire	with a dink right on the goal line
52 mins	Pete Zaria	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Harrison Fire	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
63 mins	Harrison Fire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins	Kent Cook	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
71 mins	Bob Frapples	with a great chip from the left wing
78 mins	Harrison Fire	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
78 mins	Bob Frapples	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
86 mins	Bob Frapples	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A mild concussion
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Shirt pulling

Match Report

The Hammers were run ragged by Wishing Well Village who comfortably beat them 9 - 6. They were huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf trying to blow the little pigs' houses down. And like trying to blow a house down they were always on a loser too.
What a tactician Wishing Well Village manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Richard Wallis would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
With Ed Jewcation missing today's game due to a bad back. , it's no wonder The Hammers took a beating. So will Ed Jewcation when his teammates get hold of him.
Wishing Well Village hot shot Bob Frapples chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 4 goals.
With both sides employing Attacking games, it was down to the extra inch Wishing Well Village were prepared to go to ensure the win.
Most of The Hammers clearly thought 4 5 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Jamie Harber after being outwitted by Wishing Well Village's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
Wishing Well Village should be raising eyebrows after this impressive result over The Hammers, one thing they certainly won't be doing is moping brows. They hardly broke sweat to take the points here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

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