Match Report

	(5) 8	-	(1) 3
VDub Club				Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 8, 45, 55 Moe DeLawn 17, 27 Ed Jewcation 36 Sheri Cola 64 Hugh Mungous 76 (pen)		Jerry Atrics 28 (pen) Stu Pitt 57 Huang Annsaw 89

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 2 4
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	4
5	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	H.Mungous		85
2	B.Early		77
3	H.Seek		76
4	A.Nino		80
5	E.Jewcation		88
6	A.Meway	(58)	76
7	A.Birthday		74
8	S.Knot		77
9	L.Briccant		81
10	S.Cola		89
11	M.DeLawn		63
12	M.Labor		0
13	C.Lear		0
14	B.Crobbery		0
15	D.Sore		0
16	R.Cranium		0

1	K.Opener		74
2	A.Luminum		70
3	M.Absent		64
4	B.Frapples	(40)	67
5	F.Furter		72
6	H.Annsaw		71
7	S.Pitt		79
8	J.Atrics		79
9	D.Buratto	(76)	48
10	A.Hassle		58
11	B.Board		47
12	B.Early		0
13	L.Nover		0
14	E.Ible		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	L.Lyde		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Lou Briccant	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
17 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins	Moe DeLawn	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins	Jerry Atrics	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
40 mins	Bob Frapples	Time wasting
45 mins	Lou Briccant	with a powerful header into the top corner
55 mins	Lou Briccant	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
57 mins	Stu Pitt	with a great solo effort
58 mins	Adam Meway	Obstruction
64 mins	Sheri Cola	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
76 mins	Des Buratto	Repeated diving
76 mins	Hugh Mungous	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Huang Annsaw	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner

Match Report

As far as wins go, this was on the right side of convincing. VDub Club, who took all three points with this 8 - 3 win, never looked overly troubled by a poor Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa.
After a good session at the Curry night the VDub Club performance was credit to manager Steve Alevras's commitment.
Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa's keeper Ken Opener is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
The VDub Club attack simple bulldozed their way through the Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa defence. A demolition job.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, VDub Club's Steve Alevras is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 4 3 formation.
"Their keeper played very well," offered underfire Tapes GAY chupa-me a pissa manager Mike Duke. "And it wasn't the best pitch, the weather didn't help and the ref must have taken a bung, but I am not making excuses."
The points were only ever going to end up in VDub Club's account. The score could have been worse for

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