Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 15
Harrys Hairy Feet				exsticfc
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
		Chad Terbocks 6, 11, 16, 26, 31, 36, 41, 47, 62, 78, 83 Justin Case 21, 72 Kenny Dewitt 67 Dan Geruss 88 (pen)

Match Statistics

4 1 3 1 1	Formation	5 2 3
47	Possession	53
13	Shots	15
12	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	1.Leno.405.0		48
2	8.James.639.0	(60)	48
3	6.Ward.593.0		48
4	6.Anderson.604.0		0
5	9.White.575.0		46
6	8.Rice.666.0		0
7	9.*Bowen.622.0		47
8	6.Kante.669.0		48
9	6.Zaha.672.0	(90)	45
10	6.Kane.675.0		0
11	6.Mitrovic.645.0		0
12	6.Rayo.463.0		0
13	X.Xxxx		0
14	6.*Son.624	(90)	46
15	1.Saka.619.0		0
16	8.Toney.651.0		0

1	D.Geruss		87
2	M.DeLawn		89
3	A.Luminum		90
4	U.Daway		88
5	B.Arrow		48
6	L.Lyde		45
7	S.Pitt	(90)	60
8	W.Melon		67
9	K.Dewitt		79
10	J.Case		72
11	C.Terbocks		93
12	B.Frapples		0
13	X.Money		0
14	S.Freak		0
15	S.Down		0
16	A.Abet		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Chad Terbocks	with the hand of God
11 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a goal kick
16 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a powerful header into the top corner
21 mins	Justin Case	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
31 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
36 mins	Chad Terbocks	from a throw in
41 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a belter from the halfway line
47 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a great volley from 10 yards out
52 mins	Dan Geruss	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Dan Geruss	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	8.Reece James.639.0	Faking injury
62 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
67 mins	Kenny Dewitt	from the dressing room
72 mins	Justin Case	with a great chip from the left wing
78 mins	Chad Terbocks	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
83 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a flick on
88 mins	Dan Geruss	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Stu Pitt	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	6.Wilfred Zaha.672.0	A mild concussion

Match Report

On this kind of form exsticfc look unstoppable. Most of their shots were too which accounts for the incredible 15 - 0 scoreline.
Harry Redknapp must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Harrys Hairy Feet off training will help.
There's no excuse to miss a game. 6.Aleksander Mitrovic.645.0 missed this game with the excuse "received a good hiding. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
Where did Harrys Hairy Feet get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
Harrys Hairy Feet's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
There are less suitable formations for exsticfc's squad than 5 2 3, but Happy Harry would be advised to ignore those too.
"I strongly believe that the first 90 minutes are the most important," offered Harry Redknapp following his team's defeat."We'd do well in future to remember that."
You can talk about damage limitation all you like. When you've shipped 15 goals the only thing that's going to save you from a team like exsticfc is the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Snowy

Frozen Pitch