Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(6) 11
rochdale united				Lincoln Albion
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
		Huang Annsaw 4, 11, 24, 31, 73, 85 Wilma Leggrowbach 18, 38, 55, 62 Hugh Mungous 79

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 4 2
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	12
8	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.Cranium		80
2	W.Maykit		76
3	A.Structible		63
4	B.Tagg		69
5	L.Tarred	(90)	59
6	A.Hugnkiss	(90)	64
7	R.Ingleaves		68
8	W.Leggrowbach		70
9	B.Frapples		70
10	B.Cherry		71
11	K.Cook		64
12	A.Structible		0
13	T.Burr	(90)	55
14	A.Tricity		0
15	J.King		0
16	M.DeLawn		0

1	B.Nessround	88
2	H.Mungous	90
3	K.Opener	90
4	N.Ovtime	88
5	E.Dover	89
6	B.Weiser	43
7	D.Geruss	90
8	S.Night	89
9	L.DeHand	76
10	W.Leggrowbach	93
11	H.Annsaw	89
12	A.Gravity	0
13	X.Money	0
14	P.Pantz	0
15	K.Cook	0
16	B.Board	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
11 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a thunderous shot from distance
18 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a great solo effort
24 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a brave flying header
31 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a flick on
38 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
55 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
62 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
73 mins	Huang Annsaw	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
79 mins	Hugh Mungous	with the hand of God
85 mins	Huang Annsaw	with the hand of God
90 mins	Wayne Deer	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Leo Tarred	A bruised shoulder

Match Report

Table-topping form continues from Lincoln Albion whose points tonight see them sat 6th in the division.
Andrew Wood is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the Lincoln Albion team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
Joe King must feel shame-faced that he missed today's thumping because of a Sky TV installation.
Huang Annsaw was on sparkling form for Lincoln Albion scoring 6 of their goals in this 11 - 0 result.
Lincoln Albion's midfield were more than midfield generals. They were Imperial Warlords and blew their opposite numbers off the park.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why rochdale united go out in 5 2 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"Before the game," manager Andrew Wood told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
Apparently after this whitewash defender Leo Tarred told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch