Match Report

	(10) 20	-	(3) 7
Redhill Rovers				Monkey Hangers Fc
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Lou Briccant 3, 11, 24, 37, 41, 49, 53, 65, 70, 82 Sid Down 16, 86 Bob Frapples 19 (pen) Adam Sapple 29 (pen), 33, 61, 78 (pen) Otto Whackew 45, 74 Sheri Cola 90		Robin Meeblind 9, 18 Eileen Dover 37, 47, 64, 74 Rick Kleiner 55 (og)

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
20	Shots	9
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Luminum		69
2	R.Kleiner		67
3	S.Down		87
4	J.Czarfunee	(90)	62
5	L.Lyde		63
6	H.Fire	(55)	47
7	S.Cola		89
8	A.Sapple		91
9	O.Whackew		89
10	B.Frapples		63
11	L.Briccant		76
12	A.Hassle		0
13	K.Dewitt	(90)	65
14	D.Pipes		0
15	M.DeLawn		0
16	D.Lect		0

1	A.Bomb	76
2	W.Bago	61
3	S.Dup	62
4	R.Cranium	48
5	L.Nover	66
6	H.Fire	57
7	B.Early	43
8	E.Dover	64
9	R.Meeblind	48
10	A.Meway	0
11	P.Pantz	0
12	C.Mass	0
13	R.Sance	0
14	A.Gator	0
15	M.Absent	0
16	D.Lect	0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Lou Briccant	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
7 mins	Lou Briccant	blasted a penalty into row z
9 mins	Robin Meeblind	with the hand of God
11 mins	Lou Briccant	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Sid Down	from the dressing room
18 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
19 mins	Bob Frapples	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Lou Briccant	with a powerful header into the top corner
29 mins	Adam Sapple	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Adam Sapple	with a header from the penalty area
37 mins	Lou Briccant	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
37 mins	Eileen Dover	from a corner
41 mins	Lou Briccant	with a belter from the halfway line
45 mins	Otto Whackew	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
47 mins	Eileen Dover	from a throw in
49 mins	Lou Briccant	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
53 mins	Lou Briccant	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
55 mins	Harrison Fire	Interfering with an opponent
55 mins	Rick Kleiner	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
57 mins	Lou Briccant	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Adam Sapple	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
64 mins	Eileen Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
65 mins	Lou Briccant	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
70 mins	Lou Briccant	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
74 mins	Otto Whackew	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
74 mins	Eileen Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
78 mins	Adam Sapple	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Lou Briccant	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
86 mins	Sid Down	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins	Joe Czarfunee	A broken arm
90 mins	Sheri Cola	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

Monkey Hangers Fc aren't exactly going to be racing up the table with results like this. They're actually in a sorry-looking 15th place.
You could give Redhill Rovers's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
Marcus Absent didn't show for the game because there was a Grand Prix on the telly. And it was a bit too cold outside to be wearing shorts.
Butterfingers? After watching Monkey Hangers Fc's goalie Adam Bomb you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
After today thomas watson cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Monkey Hangers Fc look about as convinving playing in the 4 4 2 Attacking formation as they would if boss thomas watson sent them out in dresses.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Part- Timer following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
All in all, a rather brutal display of ruthless goal-scoring efficiency from Redhill Rovers. Look and learn everyone, look and learn.

Extra Information

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Michael McLintock

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