Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(6) 13
Redhill Rovers				Send Help
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 55		Andy Gravity 7, 20 (pen), 33 (pen), 40, 47, 59, 78, 84 Chanda Lear 14, 53 Adam Sapple 27 Willie Maykit 65, 71

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	13
8	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Luminum		68
2	R.Kleiner		68
3	S.Down		77
4	H.Fire	(90)	47
5	S.Freak		69
6	L.Lyde		50
7	S.Cola		85
8	O.Whackew		65
9	M.DeLawn		73
10	L.Briccant		69
11	W.Piece		75
12	A.Sapple		0
13	K.Dewitt		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	D.Sore		0
16	D.Lect		0

1	K.Cook	89
2	A.Sapple	88
3	E.Jewcation	85
4	W.Leggrowbach	90
5	J.Czarfunee	89
6	W.Melon	89
7	A.Thetires	87
8	S.Night	88
9	W.Maykit	88
10	C.Lear	88
11	A.Gravity	94
12	F.Bisceps	0
13	B.Board	0
14	J.King	0
15	W.Bago	0
16	D.Tater	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Andy Gravity	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
14 mins	Chanda Lear	with a brave flying header
20 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
21 mins	Warren Piece	scuffed a penalty
27 mins	Adam Sapple	with a strike from the left wing
33 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Andy Gravity	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
47 mins	Andy Gravity	with the bumcheek of God
53 mins	Chanda Lear	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Warren Piece	with a belter from the halfway line
59 mins	Andy Gravity	with a powerful header into the top corner
65 mins	Willie Maykit	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
71 mins	Willie Maykit	with a brave flying header
78 mins	Andy Gravity	with a great volley from 10 yards out
84 mins	Andy Gravity	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
90 mins	Harrison Fire	Squabbling

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had Redhill Rovers not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 13 goals.
Intro Vert has Send Help running like a well oiled machine.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Redhill Rovers couldn't get themselves arrested.
Butterfingers? After watching Redhill Rovers's goalie Al Luminum you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Send Help's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
There are less suitable formations for Redhill Rovers's squad than 5 2 3 Attacking, but Part- Timer would be advised to ignore those too.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Send Help manager Intro Vert after the game. "Well, Part- Timer's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, Send Help should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Normal

Hard Pitch