Match Report

	(1) 1	-	(7) 15
WWE United				Send Help
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 45		Aaron Thetires 5 Andy Gravity 13 (pen), 19 (pen), 39, 44, 55, 60 (pen), 71, 82 Chanda Lear 27, 33, 66, 86 Wilma Leggrowbach 50 Willie Maykit 76

Match Statistics

4 5 1	Formation	2 5 3
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	15
9	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	F.Furter		65
2	E.Roids	(34)	64
3	J.Atrics	(58,69)	62
4	L.Briccant		70
5	S.Pitt		63
6	L.Nover		44
7	D.Lesgettham		70
8	S.Pitt		47
9	L.Sirr		46
10	T.Burr		48
11	C.Needzit		47
12	M.Well		0
13	S.Down	(34)	49
14	P.Zaria		0
15	M.Absent		0
16	A.Structible		0

1	K.Cook		89
2	A.Sapple		87
3	E.Jewcation		87
4	W.Leggrowbach		89
5	J.Czarfunee		89
6	W.Melon		88
7	A.Thetires		89
8	S.Night	(34)	88
9	W.Maykit		88
10	C.Lear	(69)	92
11	A.Gravity		93
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	B.Board		0
14	J.King		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	D.Tater		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a lovely move from the right wing
13 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Chanda Lear	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
33 mins	Chanda Lear	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
34 mins	Samson Night	Shirt pulling
34 mins	Emma Roids	A mild concussion
39 mins	Andy Gravity	with a dink right on the goal line
44 mins	Andy Gravity	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
45 mins	Casey Needzit	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
50 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a throw in
55 mins	Andy Gravity	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
58 mins	Jerry Atrics	Spitting
60 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from his own half
69 mins	Chanda Lear	Head butting
69 mins	Jerry Atrics	Head butting
71 mins	Andy Gravity	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
76 mins	Willie Maykit	with the bumcheek of God
82 mins	Andy Gravity	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
86 mins	Chanda Lear	from a throw in

Match Report

WWE United will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 15 - 1 thumping at the hands of Send Help. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
Intro Vert, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
WWE United saw so little of the ball in the second half they started to suspect it was having an affair.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust WWE United's goalie Frank Furter to keep goldfish.
Send out the search party! WWE United's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
Chanda Lear and Jerry Atrics were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Most of WWE United clearly thought 4 5 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager samuel leng looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Send Help scored."
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 15 - 1 scoreline. Send Help are on fire.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

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Soft Pitch