Match Report

	(7) 12	-	(0) 2
Kingsmill Rangers				Redhill Rovers
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Stu Pitt 5 Artie Choke 12, 51 Adam Bomb 18, 24, 78 Ken Opener 31, 38, 45, 64, 85 Bo Nessround 71		Warren Piece 63 Lou Briccant 79

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	3 2 5
70	Possession	30
21	Shots	4
8	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Needzit		89
2	D.Druff		75
3	U.Daway		83
4	W.Maykit		83
5	H.Voor		77
6	R.Sance		88
7	S.Pitt		80
8	U.Daway	(57)	65
9	A.Choke	(64)	70
10	K.Opener		79
11	A.Bomb		89
12	J.King		0
13	S.Cola		0
14	M.Skeeto		0
15	B.Nessround	(64)	61
16	L.Stooth		0

1	A.Luminum	68
2	L.Lyde	68
3	S.Freak	69
4	R.Kleiner	64
5	A.Sapple	80
6	S.Cola	60
7	M.DeLawn	73
8	L.Briccant	67
9	W.Piece	74
10	A.Hassle	51
11	K.Dewitt	0
12	H.deMann	0
13	H.Fire	0
14	D.Pipes	0
15	O.Whackew	0
16	D.Lect	0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Stu Pitt	from a goal kick
12 mins	Artie Choke	from a goal kick
18 mins	Adam Bomb	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Adam Bomb	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
31 mins	Ken Opener	from a corner
38 mins	Ken Opener	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
45 mins	Ken Opener	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
51 mins	Artie Choke	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
57 mins	Ulee Daway	Spitting
63 mins	Warren Piece	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
64 mins	Artie Choke	A broken arm
64 mins	Ken Opener	with a thunderous shot from distance
71 mins	Bo Nessround	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Adam Bomb	with the bumcheek of God
79 mins	Lou Briccant	with a powerful header into the top corner
85 mins	Ken Opener	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after Kingsmill Rangers barely left them for the duration of this 12 - 2 massacre of Redhill Rovers.
Kingsmill Rangers's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
To call the amount of possession Redhill Rovers had small would be doing a disservice to small things everywhere. Except perhaps the brain of their manager who masterminded this useless display.
There was no stopping Kingsmill Rangers's Ken Opener who found himself on the scoresheet on 5 separate occasions.
Redhill Rovers have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
The boss is meant to shape his team, Redhill Rovers manager Part- Timer does. But 3 2 5 is not the best shape for them.
"Nick Newton is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Artie Choke ranted after this win.
How on earth do you stop a team like Kingsmill Rangers on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Rainy

Soft Pitch