Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(6) 15
rochdale united				Send Help
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Wilma Leggrowbach 46 Richard Cranium 75 (pen)		Wayne Deer 5 (og) Willie Maykit 13, 34, 52 Joe Czarfunee 20, 57 Andy Gravity 27 (pen), 41 (pen), 47, 63, 68, 73, 78, 84, 90

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	2 5 3
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	15
2	Fouls	7
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Cranium		86
2	W.Deer		65
3	W.Maykit		68
4	B.Tagg		75
5	R.Ingleaves		82
6	W.Leggrowbach	(84)	81
7	J.King	(43)	45
8	J.Frayed		72
9	H.deMann	(90)	44
10	R.Meeblind		65
11	B.Frapples		78
12	A.Structible		0
13	T.Burr	(43)	58
14	A.Tricity		0
15	B.Cherry		0
16	M.Skeeto		0

1	K.Cook		90
2	A.Sapple		88
3	E.Jewcation		87
4	W.Leggrowbach		88
5	J.Czarfunee	(43,84)	88
6	W.Melon		88
7	A.Thetires		89
8	S.Night		88
9	W.Maykit		90
10	C.Lear		88
11	A.Gravity		94
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	B.Board		0
14	J.King		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	D.Tater		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Wayne Deer	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
13 mins	Willie Maykit	from a goal kick
20 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a lovely move from the right wing
27 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Willie Maykit	with a brave flying header
41 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Shirt pulling
43 mins	Joe King	A mild concussion
46 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from a goal kick
47 mins	Andy Gravity	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
52 mins	Willie Maykit	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
63 mins	Andy Gravity	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
68 mins	Andy Gravity	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
73 mins	Andy Gravity	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
75 mins	Richard Cranium	after ref awarded a penalty
78 mins	Andy Gravity	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
84 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Head butting
84 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Head butting
84 mins	Andy Gravity	with a flick on
90 mins	Ariel Hassle	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Andy Gravity	from a corner

Match Report

Football can be a cruel mistress. Send Help are a side who appeared not only to go to sleep when the goals were scored, but for the entire 90 minutes. At the final whistle they were fortunate the damage only stood at 15 - 2.
Jim Smith must be the organ grinder, rochdale united are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Training this week for rochdale united will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. Send Help need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 15 - 2 win.
Wayne Deer scored . He was facing the wrong way at the time. Hindsight is a wonderful thing after an own goal like that.
rochdale united have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Joe Czarfunee and Wilma Leggrowbach were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 3 6 1 formation look impressive, rochdale united however make it look very ordinary.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager Jim Smith after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Send Help looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 15 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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