Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(4) 8
Monkey Hangers Fc				Grimthorpe Eagles
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Bob Frapples 21, 42 Harrison Fire 64		Justin Case 9 Wilma Leggrowbach 19, 58 Winnie Dipoo 30 Val Crow 38, 78 Ariel Hassle 68 Chris Mass 89

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	5 4 1
45	Possession	55
12	Shots	13
8	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	R.Sance		74
2	B.Ding		65
3	S.Dup	(64)	45
4	A.Meway		61
5	B.Ender		62
6	R.Cranium		48
7	C.Mass	(77)	68
8	L.Nover		58
9	H.Fire		64
10	M.Absent		45
11	B.Frapples		89
12	B.Early	(64)	43
13	A.Bomb		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	E.Dover		0
16	W.Bago		0

1	A.Bomb	81
2	S.Cola	72
3	J.Case	60
4	W.Dipoo	81
5	V.Lay	56
6	A.Hassle	46
7	K.Opener	78
8	V.Crow	79
9	C.Mass	80
10	R.Kleiner	55
11	W.Leggrowbach	78
12	J.Strap	0
13	M.Skeeto	0
14	A.Birthday	0
15	F.Bisceps	0
16	N.Ovtime	0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Justin Case	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	from the dressing room
21 mins	Bob Frapples	with a great solo effort
30 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
38 mins	Val Crow	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
42 mins	Bob Frapples	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
58 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
64 mins	Stan Dup	A mild concussion
64 mins	Harrison Fire	with a belter from the halfway line
68 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a brave flying header
77 mins	Chris Mass	Indecent exposure
78 mins	Val Crow	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
89 mins	Chris Mass	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

There were no problems for Grimthorpe Eagles as they breezed past Monkey Hangers Fc with a 8 - 3 win.
After a good session at the Trip to the beach the Grimthorpe Eagles performance was credit to manager Adam Sapple's commitment.
Winnie Bago missed the match because he lost his car keys and couldn't be arsed to walk to the pitch.
Monkey Hangers Fc could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. Monkey Hangers Fc's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Grimthorpe Eagles's Adam Sapple experiment with the 5 4 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Adam Sapple. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
An unsurprising result perhaps. If Monkey Hangers Fc continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Windy

Soft Pitch