Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(2) 3
rochdale united				WWE United
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Robin Meeblind 7, 20, 26, 47, 54, 67, 81, 89 Kent Cook 13, 33 Brice Tagg 39, 60 Andy Structible 74		Midas Well 19, 38 Andy Structible 76

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
17	Shots	7
5	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Cranium		89
2	W.Deer		84
3	W.Maykit		82
4	B.Tagg		89
5	T.Burr	(74)	51
6	J.King		87
7	A.Structible		81
8	W.Leggrowbach		77
9	R.Ingleaves		71
10	K.Cook		82
11	R.Meeblind		94
12	J.Frayed		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	A.Tricity		0
15	B.Frapples		0
16	M.Skeeto		0

1	F.Furter		57
2	E.Roids		67
3	L.Briccant		69
4	S.Down	(90)	61
5	D.Lesgettham		73
6	S.Pitt		47
7	T.Burr		48
8	L.Sirr		46
9	L.Nover		44
10	A.Structible		83
11	M.Well		88
12	D.Sore		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	D.Lect		0
15	M.Absent		0
16	S.Pitt		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
13 mins	Kent Cook	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins	Midas Well	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
20 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
26 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	Kent Cook	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
38 mins	Midas Well	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
39 mins	Brice Tagg	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
47 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a great solo effort
54 mins	Robin Meeblind	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Frank Furter	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Brice Tagg	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins	Robin Meeblind	from a goal kick
74 mins	Tim Burr	Fighting with fans
74 mins	Andy Structible	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
76 mins	Andy Structible	from a throw in
81 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a great volley from 10 yards out
89 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins	Sid Down	Faking injury

Match Report

There were some important lessons that WWE United's manager samuel leng should take from their crushing 13 - 3 defeat at the hands of rochdale united. . . like don't bother.
Jim Smith, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
rochdale united had so much of the ball, WWE United asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
The only hope WWE United have of turning goalie Frank Furter into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
It was a good night for fans of the Counter Attack game, especially those who'd come down to shout for rochdale united.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, rochdale united's Jim Smith is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a Christmas Tree formation.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed rochdale united striker Robin Meeblind.
No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the WWE United supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

Hard Pitch