Match Report

	(4) 10	-	(2) 5
WWE United				Monkey Hangers Fc
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Andy Structible 8, 55 Midas Well 21, 71 Emma Roids 28, 48 Darius Lesgettham 42, 86 Tim Burr 63, 78		Eileen Dover 11, 23, 48, 58 Bill Ding 69

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
64	Possession	36
11	Shots	6
10	Fouls	9
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	F.Furter		55
2	E.Roids		88
3	J.King		80
4	J.Atrics		68
5	D.Sore		55
6	S.Down		67
7	N.Ovtime		88
8	W.Deer		46
9	D.Lesgettham		71
10	M.Well		87
11	A.Structible	(63)	51
12	T.Burr	(63)	48
13	L.Briccant		0
14	D.Lect		0
15	C.Needzit		0
16	S.Pitt		0

1	R.Sance		71
2	B.Ding		71
3	S.Dup		58
4	A.Meway	(50)	49
5	B.Ender		61
6	R.Cranium	(63)	48
7	A.Hassle		80
8	C.Mass		76
9	H.Fire		62
10	M.Absent		45
11	E.Dover		78
12	B.Early	(50)	43
13	A.Gator		0
14	A.Bomb		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	P.Pantz		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Andy Structible	with a spectacular bicycle kick
11 mins	Eileen Dover	from a corner
14 mins	Frank Furter	blasted a penalty into row z
21 mins	Midas Well	with a spectacular bicycle kick
23 mins	Eileen Dover	with a header from the penalty area
28 mins	Emma Roids	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
34 mins	Frank Furter	blasted a penalty into row z
42 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
48 mins	Emma Roids	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
48 mins	Eileen Dover	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
50 mins	Adam Meway	A bruised shoulder
55 mins	Andy Structible	with a header from the penalty area
58 mins	Eileen Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
63 mins	Richard Cranium	Repeated fouling
63 mins	Andy Structible	A broken cheek bone
63 mins	Tim Burr	with a thunderous shot from distance
69 mins	Bill Ding	with a belter from the halfway line
71 mins	Midas Well	with a great chip from the left wing
78 mins	Tim Burr	with a header from the penalty area
86 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

WWE United look determined to miss out on relegation with this important 10 - 5 win over Monkey Hangers Fc.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though Monkey Hangers Fc boss thomas watson could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Peter Pantz missed this game with the excuse "gone on holiday. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
Making a name for himself with 2 goals, WWE United's Darius Lesgettham was outstanding.
An almighty performance by WWE United's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 4 1 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for thomas watson most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated thomas watson after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager samuel leng in court and I want those points back."
With this win, WWE United seem to be freewheeling at the moment. Stick with this kind of form and the season won't be an uphill struggle from them at least.

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