Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(1) 2
Send Help				Grimthorpe Eagles
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Andy Gravity 7, 13 (pen), 20 (pen), 27 (pen), 54 (pen), 60, 85 Chanda Lear 33 Val Crow 40 (og) Sheri Cola 47 (og), 79 (og) Lou Sirr 67 (og) Joe Czarfunee 73		Fletcher Bisceps 43, 82

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 4 1 2
70	Possession	30
13	Shots	4
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	0
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Cook		87
2	A.Sapple		71
3	E.Jewcation		84
4	W.Leggrowbach		89
5	J.Czarfunee		90
6	W.Melon		87
7	A.Thetires	(90)	86
8	S.Night		88
9	W.Maykit		87
10	C.Lear		88
11	A.Gravity		94
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	B.Board		0
14	J.King		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	D.Tater		0

1	A.Bomb		72
2	L.Sirr		59
3	S.Cola		62
4	J.Case		50
5	V.Crow		64
6	J.Strap		67
7	C.Mass		73
8	V.Crow	(90)	45
9	W.Leggrowbach		57
10	F.Bisceps		80
11	M.Skeeto	(90)	62
12	A.Hassle		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	A.Birthday	(90)	45
15	K.Opener		0
16	R.Kleiner		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Andy Gravity	from a free kick
13 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
20 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins	Chanda Lear	with a great chip from the left wing
40 mins	Val Crow	with an own goal
43 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Sheri Cola	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
54 mins	Andy Gravity	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Andy Gravity	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Lou Sirr	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
73 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a belter from the halfway line
79 mins	Sheri Cola	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
82 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a great volley from 10 yards out
85 mins	Andy Gravity	from a corner
90 mins	Aaron Thetires	Flying a kite
90 mins	Moe Skeeto	A sprained wrist
90 mins	Val Crow	Annoying the referee

Match Report

Grimthorpe Eagles will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 13 - 2 thumping at the hands of Send Help. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
The Grimthorpe Eagles fans were calling for the head of manager Adam Sapple after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, Grimthorpe Eagles must have thought the ball belonged to Send Help and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
The Grimthorpe Eagles players looked on in horror as Sheri Cola rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
Send out the search party! Grimthorpe Eagles's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Grimthorpe Eagles's Adam Sapple is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 4 1 2 formation.
"In football, if you stand still you go backwards," manager Intro Vert claimed following the win. "To get results like that you have to take the bike by the horns."
Grimthorpe Eagles are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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