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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 (Day: 43/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Mon, 18 Nov 2024
 
(1) 3 - (4) 6
Grimthorpe Comrades   Harrys Hairy Feet
Division Pos:6
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Val Lay 20, 76
Bud Weiser 60  
6.Aleksander Mitrovic.645.0 10
8.Declan Rice.666.0 18
6.Ngolo Kante.669.0 26
8.Reece James.639.0 35
9.Jared *Bowen.622.0 47
6. Harry Kane.675.0 72  
 
Match Statistics
4 1 3 1 1Formation4 1 3 1 1
49Possession51
13Shots14
7Fouls12
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
3Offsides4
LongballStylePassing
AttackingInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1F.Bisceps46
2F.Bisceps47
3R.Banks72
4D.Buratto70
5B.Board58
6V.Lay79
7L.Sirr (80)45
8H.deMann53
9W.Bago49
10M.DeLawn (30)48
11B.Weiser80
12B.Cherry (30)58
13X.Breath0
14S.Urai0
15J.Frayed0
16W.Maykit (80)48
11.Leno.405.048
28.James.639.0 (60)45
36.Ward.593.048
46.Anderson.604.048
59.White.575.046
68.Rice.666.048
79.*Bowen.622.0 (56)47
86.Kante.669.048
96.Zaha.672.048
106.Kane.675.048
116.Mitrovic.645.048
126.Rayo.463.00
13X.Xxxx0
146.*Son.6240
151.Saka.619.0 (60)47
168.Toney.651.00
 
Time   Person Description
 10 mins6.Aleksander Mitrovic.645.0with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 18 mins8.Declan Rice.666.0with a spectacular bicycle kick
 20 minsVal Laywith a lovely move from the right wing
 26 mins6.Ngolo Kante.669.0with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 30 minsMoe DeLawnA mild concussion
 35 mins8.Reece James.639.0with a strike from the left wing
 47 mins9.Jared *Bowen.622.0after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 56 mins9.Jared *Bowen.622.0Faking injury
 60 mins8.Reece James.639.0A mild concussion
 60 minsBud Weiserwith a powerful header into the top corner
 60 mins9.Jared *Bowen.622.0scuffed a penalty
 72 mins6. Harry Kane.675.0with a strike from the left wing
 76 minsVal Laywith a dink right on the goal line
 80 minsLou SirrA sprained wrist
 85 mins9.Jared *Bowen.622.0scuffed a penalty
 
 
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Match Report
Grimthorpe Comrades were always second best against a superior Harrys Hairy Feet side in this 6 - 3 defeat.
Gary Moore would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
Xxxx Xxxx failed to show for Harrys Hairy Feet after a night on the town. He woke up with the mother of all hangovers and spent the afternoon blowing chunks while clinging to his toilet bowl like his life depended on it.
Val Lay added to his haul scoring with a dink right on the goal line to end the match with 2 to his name.
It was a tale of two systems where Harrys Hairy Feet's passing game won through. Serves Grimthorpe Comrades right for boasting about their long balls.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Grimthorpe Comrades's Gary Moore is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 1 3 1 1 formation.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked 8.Reece James.639.0. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
There's nothing like a nice walk in the park on a Sunday. Just ask Harrys Hairy Feet.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terrence Frisk
 
Normal
 
Soft Pitch
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